@kylegordon101 is going to hell for this βMr. Jamboβ track I woke up at 7AM like βTHE LOVE YOU SEEK!!! IS IN THE VALLEY!!!β π£οΈπdefinition of a ear worm track. I canβt get enough.
So itβs Asteroid City againβ¦ I swear to god if this is true Iβm gonna be so freaking disappointed. Doing the whole movie inside a movie shtick is so played out/not even good to begin with in my opinion. Iβm so excited for this movie I pray this isnβt true π please Tom
Spoiler Alert For The First Half of Digger.
Seriously, these are heavy spoilers, read only if you want to.
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For the first 25 minutes, the film makes you believe Tom Cruise is an old man named Digger Rockwell, one of the richest people on Earth. He has a cat thatβs barely alive, and a climate scientist in Greenland, along with about 30 other men working for him, is trying to warn him over video chat about a massive crack in the ice thatβs releasing methane into the atmosphere. Digger, however, insists on continuing to drill for oil.
Scientists at his mansion eventually reveal that the entire team in Greenland died in a fiery explosion, and that a glacier roughly seven times the size of Boston is now heading toward Europe and will devastate the continent.
Around the 30 minute mark, the film introduces its first major twist: none of these events are real. Tom Cruise isnβt actually Digger Rockwell, heβs an actor portraying him.
From that point on, the story unfolds across multiple layers. One storyline focuses on the stage play being performed, where Riz Ahmed plays the climate scientist and John Goodman portrays the president. Within the play, American leaders, including Digger, are depicted as deeply religious, conservative figures who are largely incompetent.
ITβS TIME FOR THAT CONVERSATION:
Is Conor McGregor going to hell?
I believe in the Bible, Jesus strongly spoke out against adultery. I assume those verses included midgets?