Dear Uber driver,
It's 2022, having a Tesla is not a conversation piece, please stop talking to me about the battery life that makes this motor a modern marvel.
Best,
The passenger with headphones in.
Ordering Chinese takeout always makes me feel bad about myself because they give me 2 sets of chopsticks because the amount I order is apparently enough to share between 2 people.......getting 2 fortune cookies is kinda lit though