Here Be Monsters

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A terrible "music video" for one of my old band's jams. It's not as complex as Michael/Janet's video for... https://t.co/G8xoW8vWZx

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Why aren't we still a band?

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@RichandGod You're fucking stupid.

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@RichandGod @Itskevinwilson Why block people? Is that what Jesus would do? Face the truth, you blindly follow a book written by con-artists.

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Our songs were all about people who suck. New songs are all about people who suck. So don't suck.

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New album - Sad Bastard Blogs and a Bottle of Pills - available this summer.

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New album for digital release? Could happen. Is happening. What? Yes. Tell your friends. It's going to be nasty all over the Internet again.

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CM Punk is lame.

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If we were still a band, shit would be cool. But we're not. You can still get our unreleased EP for free from the link in our bio. Do it.

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Hiya boys!

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Hey guys!

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Want some new jams?

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Knock...knock.

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We're feeling sneaky.

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@curtisxe Must play shows with Iron Gate.

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Looking for a guitarist and/or bassist. Hit us up if you or anyone you know is down.

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Remember that time we played that show and it was awesome but all of the people in the crowd were friends with the headliner so they hated?

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Don't play barefoot. Seriously.