Helen Clegg

APT 🧠👣. OBT 💙🧸

[Mustafeez Ur Rehman Mughal @MughalMustafeez]

Thought the dementers were on the way for a minute at my home 😂
#StormIsha

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

New running sneaks means I might actually complete #couchto10K this time! 🏃🏼‍♀️ definitely not starting until the weather fairs up a bit mind 😭 #saucony #balega

[Gemma @mortuarygem]

Important thread 👇🧵

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

@Myprotein_CS used to absolutely love the barbecue protein crisps but the last 5 or so bags have just had un-popped terrible flat discs that are impossible to crunch without breaking my teeth! 😭

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

@SheriffFreak Nooooo!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

What a lovely little munchkin he is 🥰 look at his lil @DollyLadies22 @LancasterCityFC t-shirt😅⚽️💙

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

🫢⚽️💙

[🏆 Lancaster City Ladies F (C) @DollyLadies22]

🔵𝓟𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷🔵

Helen Trotter has committed to the 23/24 season!

[🏆 Lancaster City Ladies F (C) @DollyLadies22]

Safety first 😏

[West Lancs Wanderer @WLancsWanderer]

Today in rare June action @DollyLadies22 (blue) completed a double with a 5-3 @LancashireFA cup final win over @Horwichvicfc94 rivals. It was hot work, even just watching #womensfootball @womensfootiemag @thorntonfc @LancasterCityFC #grassrootsfootball @NonLeagueBlogs #football

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

@VodafoneUK when are you going to sort this signal issue out in Lancaster?! Still can’t make or receive phone calls and just missed calls off the Doctors for an appt for my 16 month old so cheers for that 🙃👌🏼😠

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly says she remains unconvinced by the claim that each bottle of Original Source lemon shower gel contains 10 real lemons.

“Fucking prove it,” she growled

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

So happy this one has outgrown his milk intolerance! Ice creams all around this summer! 🥰🍦☀️

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/OQ41W1sXxX

[Imogen Jones @Imogensjones]

I need to be careful or people might start to think I'm reliable BUT I wrote another thing. This time in collaboration with the utterly fabulous @mortuarygem, I offer you 'Viewability Part 2: Dignity as a determinant of treatment and local practice?'https://t.co/aOH8FXs3o5

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

Little trip up to FGH today! 🥶☃️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife & I don't have a 'side' in our bed. Whoever goes to bed just picks a side & that's theirs for the night. Not sure I can tell any friends or family as they'd probably think we're murderers.

[🏆 Lancaster City Ladies F (C) @DollyLadies22]

💙𝓐 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼💙

Yes, you’ve read it right….. we haven’t lost at home throughout this campaign! 💪🏼

We have been playing on the Mini Axe all season and got offered to play on the Giant Axe main pitch at the weekend. This topped off the end to our home run in the league🤝🏼

[🏆 Lancaster City Ladies F (C) @DollyLadies22]

🔵𝓕𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮🔵

Another Double Dolly Weekend! 3 points for each team💙

WHAT A WIN🙌🏼

The Dolly Ladies come out winners in todays ‘top of the table clash’. We finally move out of 3rd place up to 2nd with games in hand still……

[Helen Clegg @HClegg13]

@SheriffFreak @lukeisamazing ‘Feels like I’m wearing nothin at all’