chiefsmom

I aspire to be as cool as my nana one day

[🛜 @paradigse]

after you eat you should feel energized not tired.

[Joe Martin @JosephMartinJr]

4 decades devoted to teaching mathematics at RV! Emotional moment during tutorial as the last batch of Mr. Moore Calculus dye shirts go out. #Legend #RVPride

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

@WagWalking!

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

Please take me back

[Kate Louise Powell @KatePow3ll]

Ads like this wouldn’t be commissioned if meat pushers weren’t panicked by the growth of veganism. This type of ad probably wouldn’t have been made 15 years ago. It only serves to make meat eaters/producers/sellers look more petty and desperate. Imagine being this rattled by TOFU

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Winning pct:
Wentz: .846
Brady: .812

TDs:
Wentz: 33 (1 on a torn ACL)
Brady: 32

INTs:
Wentz: 7
Brady: 8

But sure. https://t.co/FvffrLJnNj

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

@samann94 I get TRIGGERED when my coworkers ask me that when I clearly have on a blanket or jacket

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I misplaced my work headphones... I think I should just go home now

[rachh. @rachhdionn]

when a man falls in love with God, it makes a difference in how he falls in love with you.

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I hate packing 🙃

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

A little doxology in the morning goes a long way

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I enjoy a quality yoga class over a perfectly fluffy peanut butter Reese’s cupcake any day

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

@roth_cm @KelseySolan I’ve been looking for that one!!

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

@roth_cm @KelseySolan These tweets are reminding me of when I would clean your room 🙈 I can’t imagine how much you are getting rid of

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I figured if my coworkers cut their nails in the office I can paint my nails 💅

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I’ve had my headphones in listening to nothing for the past two hours just so no one talks to me

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

“I mean she’s a nice person, but she’s juust a stay at home mom” -someone in my office who I have a hard time being nice too

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

I don’t understand why there aren’t snow days for adults

[chiefsmom @HCninja]

My keys must have fallen out of my pocket on my morning run today, luckily I didn’t lock my door, but it did take me an hour to find my spare keys, which were hidden in my crayon box... I swear I’m an adult 🙃