Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Venezolano ante todo, pero más mezclado que chicha con canela, cafésologo, habitando en una ciudad prestada.

[NWS Miami @NWSMiami]

6/8 @ 2:15pm: We've received several recent reports of shaking across Southwestern Florida within the past 30 minutes.

An earthquake has occurred just west of Cuba in the southern Gulf.

@USGS_Quakes has since revised the magnitude down to a 6.1 at a depth of 10km.

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@fiorellalucca @adeferr Ayer caracha...

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

Con los buenos días people.

La Corte es la qué nos esta jodiendo, y bien feo.

Fin del comunicado.

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@Maripuerta Indeed

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

Marquito siendo Marquito...

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@fuenmayo Todos tienen las cuentas billetúas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@IFChicago Pero de 0.33 centavos, más falsos no pueden ser

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@fiorellalucca @Pupette1790 @factpostnews

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@ricardoricacio 2 de 500 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@2006_tiburon Y lo que falta...

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@metroadlib Mine came from 242 to 370, insane.

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@fiorellalucca @AlertaMundoNews 😶

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@fuenmayo @nachomdeo @DianelaUrdaneta Igual qué los planes de salud

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

If you like what you read, follow Gandalv on Substack:

https://t.co/M6CNAnz656

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@DanielMartinezD La torta de cambur con nueces, los croissant, el jugo de piña, los yogurts, las sopas, y muchas cosas más. El más cerca me queda a 30 minutos y me tiro el viaje.

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

Thank you @StephenAtHome for so many years, good luck, hoping to say Hello in any new show that you could have
and
@CBS goodbye...

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@GraziaButtaci @JooseAntonioo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

@fiorellalucca Excelente noticia

[Humberto Contasta 🇻🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @HContasta]

Que juegazo el de los Knicks