Drive thru colonoscopy

main @blanknam3d don’t take this account or anything it does personally or seriously, this is purely a log of whatever shit my brain creates with zero filters.

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THE LEFT WANT'S TO STEAL YOU'RE PENIS

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I want to try to make a belt out of wood. It was a waste of timber.

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#NewProfilePic

[The Reticent Racunteur @LiamBeUponYe]

This video permanently altered my perception of Footloose and now I can't hear the original song without expecting to hear this

[tristan @Lispy_Dipshit]

13 months ago i ditched my poop and replaced it with shit

[quant (is rebranding soon) @quant_____]

A block of uranium is an elite on the go snack.

This 8 ounce block has about 4.54 billion calories, 0g of protein, and 0g of fat.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Woody’s balding ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Driving everywhere like a granny at under 2k revs isn't protecting your cars engine. You need to rag it every once in a while. A bit of revs helps clear the carbon. It won't fall apart.

[Vegeta @Vegeta]

i don't trust the government.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

shes just wifeslop bro. you only love her because shes your wife

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@CZN_Official_EN what’s her bra size

[2014 HONDA CIVIC @skeletonyuth]

when the government starts putting chips in people i hope i get sour cream & onion 🙂

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I’ll giggity Lois and make more purple outis

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@grok grok are you stupid

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@grok show me how this man would look without a beard

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asked grok to Analyze Big BOOB's Catgirl. Non't response ,began gorking Off. Failure👎

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all the other kids with the fucked up dicks they better run better run
outrun my boner