Harry Bower

30 | Rural Policy | Geopolitics | Former Engineer now in Structured Credit… | I analyse data most the time... | All views my own

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@JackDunc1 In 1911 the record temperature was 36.7c so a few years ago is a stretch

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.

The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.

The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:

"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

missing an important one here imo

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@NDIronsMP 1% is fucking woeful, when you take into account inflation and population growth it’s economic contraction

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@JoshFG @gorbalsgoebbels Reminder: talking about oil and gas when you have no clue about it is hilarious

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times.

They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

[Stephan Shemilt @stephanshemilt]

There are a lot of club cricketers at Manchester Airport for a Thursday evening. Peak time to be collecting the overseas pro.

[Handre @Handre]

Socialist: "Nordic countries prove socialism works."

Economist: "They rank higher on economic freedom than the US."

Socialist: "But they have universal healthcare."

Economist: "Funded by 25% VAT taxes on the poor and 180% car taxes."

Socialist: "They're more equal."

Economist: "Sweden has more billionaires per capita than America."

Socialist: "That's not real socialism."

Economist: "Correct. Real socialism is Venezuela, where toilet paper costs $100."

Socialist: "That's different."

Economist: "Is it."

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

[Birko Baggins ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌲 @BibleBaggins46]

Fixed it

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

The Australian cricket team being here hasn’t been “conducive to public good” for 21 years and you’re telling me you could’ve just banned them all along?

[Object Zero @Object_Zero_]

Britain used to be led by men like this.

• Sent to stop an assembling invasion force
• Face impossible odds
• Invent new battle doctrine on the spot
• Lead from the front (suicide)
• Win decisively!
• Capture ALL enemy ships
• Unexpectedly achieve total naval supremacy
• Unexpectedly achieve global hegemony that lasts for 200 years.
• Bleed out onboard your shattered flagship HMS Victory

No other man has ever experienced such an afternoon.

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@tomhfh Yes but if we had our own version of NASA we’d have to do a £100m environmental impact statement on each launch to make sure we don’t destroy the habitat of a hedgehog

[Gavin Stevens @StevensG020792]

New York Mets not on the level of the Yorkshire County Cricket Club I'm afraid

[Maxwell Marlow 🇺🇦 @maxwell_marlow]

The Laffer Curve is once again proved right.

High taxes on spirits are causing sales to fall, and thus a hole in government's balance books. Cut taxes, and trade thrives - along with all of its benefits.

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@FtsyParliament @Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂

Let me trial some more horrendously unpopular policies that the public somehow end up supporting and I’ll get back to you

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@Kevin_Maguire Realistically, very few people are going to end up re-domiciled here because they’ll either go back or go elsewhere whilst the conflict settles down, it’s going to be a very small minority of a minority that have returned that this happens to >500 I would bet… non story

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

Major title 22 locked up by Leicester Tigers 🔒🏆

The East Midlanders beat Exeter Chiefs 66-14 to secure silverware on home soil 👊

[Harry Bower @HD_Bower]

@narindertweets This is quite obviously being worn on a rugby podcast that focuses mostly on English rugby following the English rugby team losing two embarrassing games…

The fact you don’t know this is frankly embarrassing, or is it you just trying to stir hatred

Not a good look Narinder