4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
Socialist: "Nordic countries prove socialism works."
Economist: "They rank higher on economic freedom than the US."
Socialist: "But they have universal healthcare."
Economist: "Funded by 25% VAT taxes on the poor and 180% car taxes."
Socialist: "They're more equal."
Economist: "Sweden has more billionaires per capita than America."
Socialist: "That's not real socialism."
Economist: "Correct. Real socialism is Venezuela, where toilet paper costs $100."
Socialist: "That's different."
Economist: "Is it."
A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.
The Australian cricket team being here hasn’t been “conducive to public good” for 21 years and you’re telling me you could’ve just banned them all along?
Britain used to be led by men like this.
• Sent to stop an assembling invasion force
• Face impossible odds
• Invent new battle doctrine on the spot
• Lead from the front (suicide)
• Win decisively!
• Capture ALL enemy ships
• Unexpectedly achieve total naval supremacy
• Unexpectedly achieve global hegemony that lasts for 200 years.
• Bleed out onboard your shattered flagship HMS Victory
No other man has ever experienced such an afternoon.
@tomhfh Yes but if we had our own version of NASA we’d have to do a £100m environmental impact statement on each launch to make sure we don’t destroy the habitat of a hedgehog
The Laffer Curve is once again proved right.
High taxes on spirits are causing sales to fall, and thus a hole in government's balance books. Cut taxes, and trade thrives - along with all of its benefits.
@FtsyParliament@Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂
Let me trial some more horrendously unpopular policies that the public somehow end up supporting and I’ll get back to you
@Kevin_Maguire Realistically, very few people are going to end up re-domiciled here because they’ll either go back or go elsewhere whilst the conflict settles down, it’s going to be a very small minority of a minority that have returned that this happens to >500 I would bet… non story
@narindertweets This is quite obviously being worn on a rugby podcast that focuses mostly on English rugby following the English rugby team losing two embarrassing games…
The fact you don’t know this is frankly embarrassing, or is it you just trying to stir hatred
Not a good look Narinder