Lady: do you drink beer?
Me: yes.
Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: about 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Me: sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Me: do you drink beer?
Lady: no.
Me: where's your fucking plane?
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