Mortoshi

this account is a joke. everything is a joke. low brow crypto enthusiast. degenerate scumbag. I am not a serious person. Always be schizomaxxing

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

don't ever be loyal.

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

I would not call this a "win"

everyone on the team will be running circles around them while they have to wade through 20x the amount of completely fucked code because maintainability _does not matter anymore_

.. but he probably can't be fired for this incompatibility

.. so did he just find an infinite job security glitch?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Software engineer wins religious exemption from using AI at work, choosing instead to write & review code by hand.

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@beaniemaxi you gonna buy SpaceX on IPO day?

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@elonmusk intro to Idiocracy

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@sleepy_devo but what if stocks go down?

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@KaiXCreator the same people were building before Claude with only what they could glean from opinionated stack overflow arguments

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@McNasty ppl will say this and then get mad about MAID in the next tweet

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@CryptoCyberia the marketing and astroturfing to convince people that disposable razors are better is actually an astonishing achievement

safety razors are better in every single way

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@adamemedia1 now ask yourself why Kenneth Copeland needed that private jet

[D A V E @0xDavecryps]

BOOMER: “Nobody wants to work anymore.”

ME: “The warehouse nearby pays $18/hour.”

BOOMER: “That’s decent.”

ME: “Average rent is $2,200.”

BOOMER: “Get a roommate.”

Funny how every solution asks workers to sacrifice more.

Never employers to pay more.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This should have been America over the Epstein files

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

I’m not saying China is deliberately pushing the West into these batshit net-zero leftist fantasies to gut their industry and make them totally dependent on Chinese manufacturing.

But if they were, what would they be doing differently?

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

craziest thing about the upcoming IPO cycle is that retail ALREADY got rekt and they don't even understand how

fake market pumping and late fomo sucking up retail liquidity

then surprise dumps as institutional straws suck everything dry

then they use all of that money to pump IPOs that will suck up even more retail liquidity

and they sell it all and blame the macro

[Ted Logan @TedLogan1010]

How is everyone enjoying their free-range slavery?

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@financedystop they want you to buy a new car with surveillance bullshit baked in

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

this is why you do burial instead of cremation btw

[New York Post @nypost]

Scientists turn yeast found in gut of ancient mummy into 'very good' sourdough bread - beer's next https://t.co/u26QHUPweP

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@wahab_twts excel

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

@chrisboettcher9 sitting back and observing your kids having fun is one of life's greatest joys are you retarded?