Dirty Dan

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Good morning

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

my girl listening to me work on my tony soprano impression in the shower before we head out to have dinner with friends

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I’ve watched this 20x this morning https://t.co/LDeu3Q3Wlt

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

We made a new friend

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

can’t stop watching this. laughing every time at how comical all the sounds are

[helen @helen]

this is what being sober feels like

[Dirty Dan @HDonn28]

@johnsummit Kit Kat

[Dirty Dan @HDonn28]

Those bears love talking about shitting

[Dirty Dan @HDonn28]

Dawn is never letting it go that they cleaned a few ducks

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

no one venmo requests you faster than someone who is fully supported by their parents

[dylan @narrenhut]

They keep creating random famous people out of thin air and they expect me to play along

[Dirty Dan @HDonn28]

One interaction at Trader Joe’s is equivalent to one month of therapy

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.