Hank Downen

Most amazing HS golf coach. Patriot. Fan of bad books, old things, history, life and the cosmos

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WTF?! President Trump just revealed he PARDONED a man who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in federal prison for fixing his OWN truck or tractor

"The Democrats have a restriction that if you get caught fixing your tractor, they bring you to JAIL. Did you know that?!"

"I pardoned a man last week who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in jail because he got caught fixing his car or truck."

"I said, 'what did he do?' 'He was fixing his truck!'

I said, 'how long is he getting? '7 years'

I said, 'say it again!' It's the first time I've ever heard it...

I gave him a pardon because he had to go to JAIL because he was fixing HIS tractor or his truck. So I promise.. if you ever get caught fixing your tractor or truck, I will give you a pardon, OK?"

Looney democrat regulation strikes again...

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Weekly reminder: Decline is a choice.

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@GaryPoulin5 @ChampRDS You're tough guy

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

Carl Sagan on books:

"What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years."

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@PaulyShore Do you know the difference between a peptide and a hormone? ...you can't hear a peptide

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@tonytypesalot @neuralink 100% best wishes. Dumb question, do you listen to X?

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@ThrillaRilla369 Renting a VHS tape on a Friday night

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@GenXRip @ThrillaRilla369 Bernie said, "I could care less" in his interview with Joe Rogan and I thought that was telling

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@codepink GFYS

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@GeauxReadBooks Krull

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@GeauxReadBooks I haven't read any of Terry Brooks' work yet but all of the others are great. The Lightbringer series and King Killer Chronicles were epic. Scott Lynch and Pratchett have very endearing prose, lots of wit and humor.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I love it when a plan comes together.

#SupremeCourt #WomensRights

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@joeroganhq @Tesla Pepper spray would be fun

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@JamesOKeefeIII "Breaking: Big things coming! Video out shortly!" Posts like this are annoying af

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

The only store not looted in this South African mall is a bookstore.

The jokes write themselves.

[Hank Downen @HDownen22]

@Maga4Justice She looks like someone who has recipes for different ways to eat children