Helen

Can't roll Rs. Likes shiny things. Will work for shoes.

[Helen @HEBancroft]

Mum has a Mini Countryman. It doesn’t listen to her when she signals the instruction “hey mini”. We find it hilarious when it listens to everybody apart from her (in her broad Yorkshire accent). We are clearly going to hell.

[Royal Statistical Society @RoyalStatSoc]

Highly commended for our 2024 Award for Statistical Excellence in Trustworthiness, Quality and Value, with @StatsRegulation & @CSWnews is @UKHSA for their data dashboard #RSSAwards
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[Helen @HEBancroft]

I may have eaten too much

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

If your child is 2 or 3 years old you can book a flu vaccination appointment at their GP surgery.

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[Helen @HEBancroft]

I would very much like to understand how it’s fair that we’re so significantly out of pocket for the 28 Aug air traffic control issues, yet nobody will pay any form of compensation 😖. It seems to be everybody else’s fault @Ryanair @AdmiralUK @MartinSLewis

[Helen @HEBancroft]

@thebodycoach

[Helen @HEBancroft]

When you’re stuck in France and you accidentally order a bottle of wine, rather than one glass 🍷🤷‍♀️

[Helen @HEBancroft]

Love it when the Sunday roast proper gravy works out

[Helen @HEBancroft]

The cafe in the village. Wouldn’t want to encourage customers or anything. An hour and a half in the middle of the working morning. Take it or leave it ☕️🙃

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Ice cold @RachelDaly3. ❄️

[Helen @HEBancroft]

Exactly this. Slab of mince anyone??! 🤢

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[English Grammar @GrammarUpdates]

Did you know? Grammar Checker: https://t.co/Hdx6C5wUCs

[Helen @HEBancroft]

I made a cottage pie! I’ll just leave this here…

[Helen @HEBancroft]

When your child looks somewhat demonic

[Helen @HEBancroft]

@TessaRDavis Tax returns

[Helen @HEBancroft]

I can confirm that there is nothing more stressful than being stuck at the front of a queue in a multi-storey car park. No going forwards, no going back and no one answering the “emergency” number on the barrier. Thanks @ncpcarparks.

[Helen @HEBancroft]

And you go inside the M&S store the M&S cashpoint resides in you’re told there’s nothing they can do but there may be a number on screen if I you “wait for it to cycle round”. Followed, helpfully, with “no one else has had problems today”. Nice. It must have been my fault then.

[Helen @HEBancroft]

When the cash point swallows your card (without letting you even try to put in your PIN) and you’re then charged for a replacement 🤬

[Helen @HEBancroft]

@NoContextBrits Red Dwarf