ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ.

ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟ
𝓼on of the vast and endless blue,
with your conch shell, you tame the waves,
to you we sing, echo of the ocean,
may your voice bring peace to the storms.
ᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ And yet you're getting divorced. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒂𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹——𝒌𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗶𝘀 𓈒 @NEREIDEIA]

i’m not leaving your father for anyone!

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Thank you, princess. I think there's going to be overcrowding in the underworld. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙉 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙂𝙐𝙄𝙎𝙀 🦋 @LUNARWLNGS]

my condolences

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ I'm officially a child of divorce, I guess. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ I have a feeling that it won't be this time. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝒄𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁——𝒄𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𓈒 @GLAUKOPlS]

tsk. it’s poseidon and amphitrite. they ‘divorce’, realise they prefer each other and then they’re back again.

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ So, is the divorce real? ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[♆ ᴘᴏꜱᴇɪᴅᴏɴ ᯓ𓆉࿐ @godoftides_]

— Sad, wet rats. I can’t say that I’m not offended that she told me we needed a break and is now talking to that. . thing.

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ And I was thinking we were finally going to have some quiet time. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝒄𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁——𝒄𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𓈒 @GLAUKOPlS]

it’s a rough time for the underwater family ..

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ She likes smelly guys. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[♆ ᴘᴏꜱᴇɪᴅᴏɴ ᯓ𓆉࿐ @godoftides_]

— Good to know my son has some sanity. Unlike his mother, apparently.

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ The end times have truly arrived. The oracle was right. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Are you leaving my father for that filthy little guy?ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒂𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹——𝒌𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗶𝘀 𓈒 @NEREIDEIA]

( shrug. ) i don’t know .. just. you know.

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ His son said that he doesn't even shower, how could he possibly look good?ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒂𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹——𝒌𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗶𝘀 𓈒 @NEREIDEIA]

.. i couldn’t help it. he’s a good—looking man.

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Blushing at the sight of Odysseus? Seriously?ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒂𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹——𝒌𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗶𝘀 𓈒 @NEREIDEIA]

WHAT

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Yuck, mom, yuck. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Can we have a moment of peace in this palace? ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ It's always nice to wake up and find out my parents are getting divorced. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒂𝗯𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹——𝒌𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗶𝘀 𓈒 @NEREIDEIA]

⠀

⠀ 𝑨 𝗠 𝗣 𝗛 𝗜 𝗧 𝗥 𝗜 𝗧 𝗘 𓈒

⠀ ‶ for no reason, i 𝒍𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍
⠀ for a 𝘀𝗲𝗮——i came to a sea
when my ᴴᴱᴬᴿᵀ ached so

⠀

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ It's only going to be one bite. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟ╬ 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄 ╬ @MARTYRS_GODDESS]

That's low blow... Everyone knows I can't name anyone more hansome...

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ So many gods shouting. I'd rather be listening to that girl's grumbling than that. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ Name a mortal more handsome and undoubtedly more delicious than him, and I might consider it. ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟ╬ 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄 ╬ @MARTYRS_GODDESS]

I don't know how to answer that, but could you avoid wanting to eat him?

[ᅟᅟ♒︎ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗡ᅟ. @HEIR0FSEA]

/ karma coming to him through his grandchildren

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ .𝐊͟𝐑𝖮𝖭𝖮𝖲. @dvourng]

/ im laughing about this 😭 everyone wants to eat him help me