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Live. Laugh. Lasagna.

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Me when I order delivery without stuttering

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How it feels when recipe tiktok people are telling me not to stir the most egregious looking mix of ingredients

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@ParsonJames 💥 🎇 🎆

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You’re Padam’d if you do, and Padam’d if you don’t

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Despite being a 27 year old adult, I’d like to know what percentile the circumference of my head falls into now

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Has Sia seen M3gan??

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Been a hot minute, but this felt tweet worthy ✨

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@damnilovetacos @twi_age LMAO “they do this every year” !!!

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keke is just like me

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@ageejay12 *Gasp* I’m tellin Katy

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@ageejay12 Blasphemy that anyone wouldn’t??!!!

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We’re SODIUM cute & I LOVE you my baby

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@slayonetta I think she did a great job!

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There’s something very spiritual about being on FaceTime with my friends while they order at the drive-thru

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I was on my knees for this 😻

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@slayonetta Lmao I kinda like it

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@slayonetta What did Olivia ever do to you??!!!

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@GillieGeorgee I love the 4 for 4 at Wendy’s too!!

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the height of glamour