ya ever gone swimmin' in those things? the waves tend t'make ya roll around in 'em 'til yer sandals're gone — happened t'the girls 'n me plenty on our trips t'the beach, anyway.
still, i ain't wearin' those into the water. i'll wear 'em when 'm walkin' 'round instead~
warnin' t'any displeased people involved :
swimmin' shoes look way too tacky, even a perfect man like me couldn't save a fashion failure like that . . .
as such, johnny's still swimming shoeless for the beach! a fine 'n dandy yer welcome t'the men 'n women watchin'~