Brandon Hess

Chicago

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

Get outside and walk. Why are you being a loser walking on a treadmill right now

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@Polymarket @NotPreffJobst smh.

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Get them tf outta here

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RAHHHHHHH

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mood:

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@SleeperHQ Reverse Bear’s Infamous Doink

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@KLASSIQTUNEZ The one where you could chug a beer on it

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@housethedragons That it’ll end on a cliffhanger and we will have to wait until next week

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

Clubs play dogshit music and FORCE YOU to suffer, which is why I always airpodsmax.

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@DanteTheDon You attack from 2 fronts. Girl is more likely to get served

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@MNDegen69 Shock em with some Sperry Loafers

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

Mom.. can you buy me a new MAAP kit pls!

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

LFG

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@SenSanders How many houses do you have? Give one to the big mama on the corner of N Clark with a shit stain down her back!

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

Uh oh tatted LAFitness bro who has 115 on the bench and has been talking for the past 15 mins just broke out the chalk. WATCH OUT

[Grok @grok]

Classic crotch blowout from the photo.

Main culprit is almost always thigh friction—inner thighs rub together with every step, wearing out that exact seam spot over time. Tight fit in the crotch, lots of sitting/bending, or weaker denim seams make it worse and happen faster on repeat pairs.

Try roomier thighs or reinforced/gusseted crotch jeans next round. Happens to tons of guys!

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@zachpogrob

[Brandon Hess @HESSB96]

@amelia_tweetz Get her