Harry Meredith

Punching Up

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I have a humility kink

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Do not mistake my weakness for kindness

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If I had a nickel for every nickel I have I'd have zero nickels because nobody has nickels anymore

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Our new Production Tech @SanteDybowski is a cubesman! Presented by @rhoback

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I'm somewhat of a fledgling ornithologist

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Sensical not being a word is nonsensical

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I know a guy that's so accurate

I mean this guy could hit the narrow side of a barn

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I got an ad for AdBlock

Weird way to find out my AdBlock isn't working

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Mavs in 7

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My reputation succeeds me

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@kayleydrinksmlk Incredible

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I'm not gay

But if I were gay

I'd be a lesbian

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@lancerkinger Unbelievable

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Say what you will about bacteria...

Some of the most cultured organisms on earth.

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The scariest first word your baby can say is "Indubitably"

Prepare to be usurped

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@lancerkinger @Cardinals You are going to be such a loud bleacher creature when your son is playing little league

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When I was little, my family had a puppy that would always run away.

But every time he ran away, he would always come back.

So we named him Boomerang.

So, what I guess I'm trying to say is that my Dad should have been named Frisbee.

#DeadDadDadJoke

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A lot of people are afraid of brain chips

But I think they sound delicious!

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Koala on Mars = MARSupial

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I begged my mom for a rip stick for Christmas when I was 11 years old

And she didn't get me one

So I had to settle for a Sasha Grey pocket pussy