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Step aside, momma, I wanna see some of that muff.

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My Denver Broncos themed Halloween display. Probably gonna make some new friends in the neighborhood with this.

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Feel like I really blew it naming my World Cup Pool entry "Netherland Ranch," when I could have gone with "Haaland Day in Cambodia."

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@hawkeyegamefilm Oh hey, I wrote that.

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@jnicolem I made them and it's important to note that they fucking suck.

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@ghostamanita The answer is Die Spitz.

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Apple Watch has zero chill.

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@Blisser @RileyRieff man I used to be hilarious

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@TylerDurden Hey man, this is a rough one if you're still feeling charitable. These are friends of mine, not active on here. Thanks either way.
https://t.co/KZ34e1PrHl

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@terrytjw Fucking it up is the easy part.

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@EricNMoody Down 120-0 and my entire team is projected for 115, but should be fine because I'm streaming Daniel Jones.

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Shoutout to this kid who drove a cooler to Home Depot to get some lumber.

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This is wild, a foul ball from an adjacent field lands directly in the catcher's mitt. @StarsSignature

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@storminspank I think you're mistaken. The one everyone is excited about is the new Whores album.

https://t.co/dgLo4tQoru

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@Women2Dc @Cindy_Banyai_FL @BigMouthMediaFL @DWS________ @CPDAction @ryangrim @peterdaou @TMZ @TMZLive If our healthcare system is "broken" then how did they get him into a wheelchair so quickly?

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Saw a guy wearing an Apple Vision Pro today for the first time and I have to admit I was surprised how much fucking dumber it looked in real life than I had even imagined.

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@smallvillepiano 1. Pharmacology
2. American Explorers
3. Chronology of the Pharaohs
4. Geography of the Brain
5. History of Early Hungarian Cabinet Making

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@caitiedelaney My mom would end an exaggeration with "like who laid the rail" and when I asked her what the shit that meant she said "I don't know, my mom used to say it."

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Love being back in Iowa

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I'm back in my rural Iowa hometown and a guy just told my dad that he looks like Benjamin Franklin these days and then laughed and asked if he invented the lightbulb.

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Thought the announcer said that Deacon Hill almost went to Florida and I was like "how in the fuck?" Then I realized he said Fordham.