Mary D

Drunk cunt monkey lover

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

Don't make me have to go on FB to find out where you're at. Call me

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

Call me cunt

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

I'm more upset that I can't smell the apricots in my beer cause I've been crying than whatever got me so upset in the first place. #Cheers

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

Nature channel. #Cat #Snake

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@LoveTheGoods Thank you. I'll have a few later.

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@heidiandfrank When's the road trip? #Phoenix #BoozeCruise #VIP

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@guerabasura Thank you

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@Uber @Uber_LA Any chance I can at least get the email to print my temporary airport permit? It's been two weeks. #Uber #DontDrinkAndDrive

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

WTF You know God damn well I didn't want to put that red 4 on the black 5 when there's a red 5 sitting right next to it! #Solitaire #Bitch

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@GoodLifeCellar As long as I can sleep on the floor with Bear. #CuddleBug

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

I need to start saving and plan a trip to @GoodLifeCellar #PBR is tasting too good right now. #Beer #GotBeer #NeedBeer #CraftBeer

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@heidiandfrank @FrankArmy @heidihamilton What does Caitlyn Jenner call her vagina? #PurplePorsche. #HFLive #Morongo

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@jbuggdaddy I swear it made more sense before I had to break it down to 140 characters. And also yes. #Beer

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

I wonder ifthere r studies 2determine if there's a medication 2treat bipolar &Alzheimer's as much as 4do yr fucking job udumb fuck.#MaybeNot

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

One way streets are DUI checkpoints in disguise. #DUI #StayAlive #Uber #Beer @myleslberman < He knows what's up. #TopGun

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

I dropped food on the floor & my cat ran over to smell it. You have to eat that. It's a rule. You also have 5 seconds. Also a rule. #CatTalk

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@guerabasura Got that and a slap on the ass from the credit union that gave me the loan & my insurance for full coverage. #Threesome #Fucked

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

@guerabasura I know, right?! #Twat

[Mary D @HF_Monkey]

2 weeks with this car & my neighbor was gracious enough to give me the gift of a ding in my door. #ThanksBitch #Meh

[Olivier Thiriez @team_thiriez]

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