@BenisKen Hot take: If there's no spectacle or triumph involved in a crit success, you're a shit DM and your game's no fun. Especially if you still treat a nat 1 as a catastrophic failure, modifiers or not.
@messedupcars That's why you drive a shitbox if you're going to park like an asshole. If some Redditor wants to 'teach you a lesson' they get to deal with a new set of door dings as a result.