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@TVKev Out of interest, why does anyone give a fuck?

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@NadineDorries I’m from Liverpool, SO I MUST BE FUNNY!! We had nothing, but we still had our humour. Me man and dad were in the the iron and steel business - she did all the ironing, and he did all the stealing. Etc etc

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@GMB Monthly DD TO Oxfam - cancelled.

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@johnredwood Hopefully he won’t be soon

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@D50057682 @JoshuaHogarth1 Please enlighten me as to what she did when he was fighting for his life? I can’t stick her by the way, that’s my reason for asking!

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@IanDalby8 @JoshuaHogarth1 No idea mate, I haven’t watched it for years. I used to love it.

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@JoshuaHogarth1 Result!

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@GBNEWS Nobody cares

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@markqpr55 No problem, Gary Lineker can probably put him up in the box room at his gaff

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@trussliz @TeamQEH @Jeremy_Hunt @jamesowild Yeah, whatever Liz, fuck all that, what would you do about Gary Wankier if you were still Prime Minister?

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@Number10cat Pussy

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@PaigeSpiranac Or, indeed, two of them.

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@PGA I hit a hybrid to 150, then a 7 iron to the heart of the green, then two putts for par. 20th May 2015. Thank you for asking.

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@UB1UB2 Personhole please, if you don’t mind.

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@PGA Pitching wedge. For my 3rd shot I mean, after I’ve dumped the first one in the drink

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@MattyLynam @lastminutepete No beer mate, I was flying Business Class. All the Economy Class scum were necking it down in the Spoons

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@RishiSunak Good.

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Before Christmas I promised to better support law enforcement to stop disruptive protests.

Today, this government has delivered on that promise.

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@Parody_PM I’m not having that, it just doesn’t add up

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@MattFitz94 @Troon @GolfatKapalua @Sentry_TOC @PGATOUR I never realised you ‘reach’ so much for the ball with the driver Matt! Everyone says your arms should be falling down straight towards the ground. You’ll never win anything with that set up. Think on pal.