H.H. Chris Hacker

I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

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@jenn_appel1 @otxku @jenn_appel1 that is me lol

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Don't talk to me if Bubbles isn't your favorite Powerpuff girl

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@hottmanbrandon hahaha thanks for posting this 👍🏽

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https://t.co/qE9JNQUGkJ

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@jenn_appel1 oh I'm ready Jean, you just wait

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At what age is it unacceptable to draw a penis on a little kids cast?

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Hmu if ur trying to watch the 2nd half of the Lynx vs. Mercury game 🏀

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I bet you $20 that you can't watch an entire Nicolas Cage movie without looking at your iPhone. Try it. I fucking dare you.

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New TV show Idea:
Obama, Bill Clinton, G.W Bush, Donald Trump & 4 hookers live in a house for 2 months on the Jersey Shore.
Ur welcome MTV

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Just figured out that mistletoes are plants and not little bombs on your feet... What is life? Does it even matter?

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Despite #DeflateGate , Tom Brady still has beautiful eyes and his hair smells like cinnamon. #FreeBrady

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Hey, I ordered the wrap! #marchmadness #kentucky #notredame #johncalipari #finalfour https://t.co/lJLICGVBS7

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Hampton's bench wins the Internet tonight 😂 https://t.co/259tN7Vm95

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All of Tom Brady's bathrooms are actually exact replicas of the White House. Tom Brady has really nice bathrooms #snapplefacts

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I lay next to ppl who are sleepin & wait 4 them to wake up frantically so I can gently caress their head & whisper "Ur safe now" n their ear

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The 29.6% of alcohol in Listerine is Dubrah

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Tito Ramirez, professional cop #justice https://t.co/D8kLztTuDs

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Do u wanna hav JACKED tomatoes, RIPPED eggplant &broccoli that can beat the shit outta The Rock?!Then water ur garden w/ Muscle Milk u pussy

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Multiple sources are telling me that John McCain collects the hair he finds in his food.