B

[B @HHoffman9999]

@carissanohle i’m gonna unfollow you it was only one time stop exposing him

[B @HHoffman9999]

someone tell me why my roommate HATES my grandpa :,( he’s so nice idk what he did

[B @HHoffman9999]

what’s up with boys feeling comfortable enough to tell you they play D&D on a first date?

[B @HHoffman9999]

sounds about right

[B @HHoffman9999]

i say i don’t believe in star signs half the time but i’m such a proud sagittarius sheeshhh

[B @HHoffman9999]

be free melania 🕊

[B @HHoffman9999]

he seems like he has ant bites on his feet ??

[B @HHoffman9999]

he seems like he’d have allergies

[B @HHoffman9999]

i found a boy told me i was a starrrr

[B @HHoffman9999]

Tonight at dinner my cousin told me that one time a guy came into his CVS to buy a plan B.. then came right back about an hour later because he didn’t know that he wasn’t suppose to take it. someone hold me i’m not okay who is this man

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Guilty as charged. 😀👍

[B @HHoffman9999]

what’s funny is the idea of yelp having a bad review

[B @HHoffman9999]

i’ve givin up on trying to respond to my mothers political texts with reason. now i simply send her sexy videos of @cowboyconor1 & @JoeBiden — here is one that you too can send to your cynical family members ;) https://t.co/yqOX0IJvZ7

[B @HHoffman9999]

purple

soup

[B @HHoffman9999]

my professors don’t know this yet but this semester is over

[B @HHoffman9999]

ARE WE GOING TO THE F***ING INAUGURATION OR WHAT BBBYYYY @kinseyschorr

[B @HHoffman9999]

ok but how’s lil pimp doing

[B @HHoffman9999]

the fact that some people STILL can’t see how psychotic this man is.. embarrassing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!