Taylor story

I run into burning buildings for a living...

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Yellow fin has great food but Jesus Christ they take forever for Togo orders....

[Ian Harris @ianharris]

When your hibachi chef about to do the onion volcano https://t.co/vNamoWPaH2

[YuΣuke UrameΣhi @huffman_dm]

Me :cussing in public
Friends: watch ya mouth it’s kids out here Me:

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(While waiting for a bed at muh...) over heard a lady say,” what all these people on the hallways for?! I seen greys anatomy. This shit ain’t like this in grey’s!” Well no shit Karen...

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@ksuroviak Example A 👆🏻

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@T3dwards94 😂 I’m just sayin it ain’t mine so no need to be mean

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@Rique_Suave101 Mf you ain’t smacking no one cause no one ever doubted you... 😂

[Jacky Lockhert @jackyyleeee]

Friend: “Do you know (some name you’ve never heard before)”

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: “That name sounds really familiar”

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When ya mom says no to a happy meal cause “we got food at the house”

[N☆Y @nayrache]

Caption this

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@AsshtonTaaylor Haters gonna hate

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Ya know, being in a medical profession that actually interprets cardiac rhythms and also being a fan of medical tv shows suck because the monitor in the background is showing SVT but the doc is treating v-tach and that’s just now how the world works...

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@AsshtonTaaylor Only like 2 I’m not a fan of... rest are awesome

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@AsshtonTaaylor Especially at muh... docs do everything 😂😂

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@braybey 2 part question here... 1. What is that? and 2. Does it work...? Asking for myself 😂

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@amyWEAVER_ I know a guy

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Find you a woman that grabs your hand with a full beer and spills it on you and instead of saying sorry calls you a pussy and tells you to drink up...

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When you and Your coworkers black out on a pedal bar and the company puts y’all on the website...