HIDEOUS DORK

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Beer is retard fuel

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Bowling butt sweat

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Shoot water up my ass and call it a bidet

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Flying cars? What about a self shitting ass

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And if the Bonnie blue bang bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die

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Blumpkin spice late

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What if wet dreams happened during sex

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I watch tv on YouTube shorts

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That salsa got my chapped lips doin backflips

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Bin Laden was 6’5

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He makes it happen with those skinny ass legs

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I know I’m Caucasian but my cock ain’t Asian - @jmaloneyt

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Go piss on your balls buddy

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Rest now Dolly Parton we have the watch. We’ll see you in Valhalla.

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This and yap

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Went band for band w the urinal

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@jmaloneyt Wow ur so tough

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Been goin white boy crazy lately

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People hate to see a melaninated caucasian

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Wanna give me your dads YouTube tv