HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ and ⠀ the ⠀ universe ⠀ said ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ i ⠀ love ⠀ you. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

https://t.co/7oqM5rPAD4

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Where the hell did you even get that?!

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

Is wearing a garlic garland

"They ain't getting any of my blood, nu uh, no way, nope!"

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

( Folding his arms over his chest. Alllllmost smug. )

And the date?

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

hey I can read it JUST FINE .ᐟ

it says….

uh-

it says 3pm, obviously .ᐟ (lying very poorly)

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

DO you seriously think i haven’t been TRYING? LOOK AT IT. IT’S all messed up!!!

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

something tells me that might not be the case . . .

well NO DUH time is weird .ᐟ just follow the ship’s clock, dumbass .ᐟ

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

"WAIT VAMPIRES ARE REAL?!"

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Oh, yeah, well, they carry a bunch of diseases too, so… They don’t count. But PEOPLE DO.

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

"AM NOT! I won't even hurt a butterfly! A mosquito maybe, but only because they're miniature vampires and make my skin itchy.'

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

( slooooow turn. )

Y- you’re also a murderer!

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

"Now hold up! Murderer is a strong word here, and my handsome lad who looks alot like me in many ways, which is kinda freaky if you ask me, is purely innocent! Never mention to hurt a fly!!"

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r Oops. Quickly putting his arms up in defense. “No- I mean, YEAH NO ITS OKAY, don’t worry. It’s just- overpopulated!!”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Mark let out an honest sigh of relief. “Right! Right, yeah. Um, nice to meet you?”

[𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝑹𝑷  @Bl00dy_Butch3r]

Simon questioned it before turning back to him

"It's Simon. My name is Simon.."

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Of COURSE I AM? And you know time is weird, nowadays!!

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

I don’t think it was yesterday if it wasn’t in the last 48 hours . . .

are we SURE you’re a registered engineer .ᐣ. should I check your file again .ᐣ

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

I’m 90% sure I saw him on a Jim News report YESTERDAY… Whenever yesterday was!

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

oh so we’re saying people can’t change now .ᐣ

I thought so much better of you, Mark . I can’t believe you don’t think people can change .

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r Mark gave a little nod, smile faltering. He couldn’t even imagine… “Oh- uh, yeah! We’re actually looking for a new planet to live on now.”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Nuh-uh!! He LITERALLY has killed before!!! SO MANY PEOPLE CELCI.

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

ABSOLUTELY FAIR .ᐟ

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Wh- HEYYY not fair!

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

Who asked you .ᐣ

it absolutely WASN’T me . opinion invalidated, asshat . *☝️🤓

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

Praise from a MURDERER? Yeah, definently nothing weird about this at all.

[𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑰 . . . @OFCELCIUS]

I also expect EVERYONE to refer to me like this from now on .

Wilford has set the standard .

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r He… Did his best to look surprised, for Simon’s sake. Alas, he’d met one of them before already. “What? That’s… I mean, that’s bizarre!”

…That look of bewilderment on Simon’s face, though, was no less sweet. Mark smiled, looking with him. “Well, there’s plenty here.”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r “Of course! She was beautiful… If not, a little faulty. I’ve made some improvements since then.” If he had a tail, it’d be wagging. Mark followed along, smiling proudly as the other turned to look out the window.

“…Gorgeous, isn’t it?”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r …He beamed. “Ooh, well, y’know. Lots of time, blood, sweat and tears! Got a little help from people here and there—this isn’t the only one I’ve built, either.”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

@Bl00dy_Butch3r “Oh, uh.” Mark gave a little gesture around them. “You’re on-board the Invincible II! My s- uh, the Captain’s ship! That. I built.”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

“I never left the ship, Cap’n.”

[Captain River (RP) @RiverInvincible]

“Oh! Are…you alright? Where were you?”

[HE E AD ENNGGINEE R ??.???, @HISCHOlCES]

“Yeah!! Yeah… The Wormhole. Still goin’ strong…”

[𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕. 𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂 𝑬. 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 @__CAPTAINRETURN]

"Oh! Huh. To save us the trouble of figuring this out, let's just blame the wormholes."