‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❝ BANG! YOUR DEAD! ❞

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

I love myself so much I’m such a great person

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

The Charles gang are releasing our cover of Hey Jude.

🎶Hey Charles, don't make it bad.
Take a big knife and make it better. 🎶

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Eddie Caputo, As your loyal and trusted friend I urge you to take responsibility for your actions and stop projecting your psychopathic behaviour on me, I’m a pillar of the community.

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

How much for a fucking glass of water at Disney rip of there asking for a stabbing

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

It ain’t the size that counts arsehole

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

Only time when you’re taller than Andy 🤣

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Fuck off Stevie I’m on vacation

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

Ok, who are you and what’d you do to the REAL Charles Lee Ray?

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Brought a few extra just in case

[puǝıɹℲ ʇsǝᙠ ɹno⅄ @DamballaPrayer]

Did you remember to break in the park last night and plant the knives?

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Ready for a fun day out at Disney 😀

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

If I wasn’t here there would be more lives saved that’s fucking terrifying

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

@HISUNTOLDORGINS Worlds scary whether you’re here or not

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Second that

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

the world would be a scary place without me here

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

The amount of assholes that would be walking around without you to show them who’s boss, that’ll be a crime in itself, a crime against sanity

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Carpool karaoke in the car with mom on the way to dispose the body of the worker at McDonald’s who didn’t put dips in my bag

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Just thinking about what would of happened if my old man had pulled out that night in 1957 think about all those victims lives who could have been saved it gives me chills even thinking about the horror of a no charles universe and the spared lives make it 10 x worse

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Using grandpa chucks senior discount for Disney tickets

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Got my @kfc promotion got a a hungry cult to feed

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Exactly a good hard working pillar of the community treated with this much disrespect

[𝐌𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝕽𝙰𝚈 . #ParodyAccount @INFAMOUSM0THER]

Glenda can go on the wall with permission from my Charles of course…as for Glen..they will go on the wall when they stop causing my Charles so much stress. is a perfect child too much for my little angel to ask for?

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

That selfish bastard Peter already eying it up

[𝐌𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝕽𝙰𝚈 . #ParodyAccount @INFAMOUSM0THER]

Don’t be too long I’ve made a cottage pie for dinner

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Would love to see Stevie boy fall into a shark tank

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Charles gang pulling up

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

@HISUNTOLDORGINS I know someone more fun to fuck with than me, might be a bit much for you though

[‍ ‍   CHARLES .ᐟ @HISUNTOLDORGINS]

Preferably someone with your basic level of IQ easy to fuck with

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

@HISUNTOLDORGINS Like the driver?