mean dog privilege

Noire Buck, an old warlord cursed with lycanthropy. she/he

[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

destiny roleplay account. an original character.

[drop ship victim @FLAMESPRITES]

destiny roleplay account, an original character.

[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

hmph.
one dance.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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do not act like that, i wot thou shalt enjoy the drinks enough to forget thou art e'en at a ball. i also ask o' thee just one dance during the night.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

I've got the best taste

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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thou always were a romantic.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

you are a fine piece of meat

[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

i won't bite nobody. i'm just not gonna smile bout it either.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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as long as thee stay thy blade, thou canst let thy tongue as loose as thee want it to be, O Eidolon mine. i shall make sure thy suffering doth not go unnoticed by end of night.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

sigh.
vest will do. but i make no promises for my own delicacy at this ball.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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an it wert up to me: naught.

i shall have something put together for thee, don’t worry thy little pate. would'st thee prefer to have a vest or not?

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

you know it's been decades since I danced at all, better yet in front of company. and what the hell am I gonna wear?

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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noire understand this, i trow this trait to be thy most attractive and i would'st not be asking in any other circumstance. i only ask thee this desperately under this one occasion.

we are to host a ball next nightfall till midnight, i expect thee to be present?

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

can't do that, I'd have to eat you whole.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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replace me with the raspberry juice

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

you're askin *me* to be soft? don't got a tactful bone in my body, woman. you'd be better off sendin me to the mountains until the villagers find their peace.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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that is the problem Noire; they art visiting because they fear precisely that reaction. and if thou enact thine wonted decimating we only prove them correct in their fears, then we have a war at our hands, i need thee to be diplomatic. open arms as they say.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

aye, that does sound pleasant.

if they come for trouble i'll deal with em myself. there won't be a village much longer.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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i can help wash them from thee later tonight, i long for thy touch and more.

also, i hope to make thee acknown: i trow the nearby villageth have caught wind o' our . . . antics, expect visitors anon.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

shit's fucked

[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

Nothin 'cept a bad case of bites the hounds brought along. Can't get the little shits outta my fur.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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is there aught else that is bothering thee O Eidolon mine, it sounds like there is o so much plaguing thee.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

yeah.

I'll wrap em and stuff em and dump em in the cellar with all the waxes and furs until you need to cut their pricks open.

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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thou art so handsome when annoyed, fine, we shall store the corses accordingly to thy verdict. happy?

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

I'm not spendin all dinner pickin rat shit outta my food cause you can't be bothered to store your corpses right

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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i didn’t wot the stink o' rot stung thy nose so much, thought o' thee stronger my dear, Noire.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

you wanna conserve old guts you oughta salt 'em or it's gonna stink like shit and bring in pests. I'd seen a few rats getting fat already

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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we were conserving those, O Eidolon mine, thy visage saveth thee again.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

haven't had time for a wash, been too busy dumping the guts you left out. you're welcome by the way

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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with thine appearance i’d pray they had.

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[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

@MISFEASANT / this shit is ancient man

[mean dog privilege @HIVEHOUND]

did your eyes fall outta your fucking head

[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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where are all the butch lesbians?

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[‍ ↶*ೃ✧ 𝓗𝒖𝒎 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 ೄྀ࿐ @MISFEASANT]

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[tick tick boom @varmintchatter]

⠀
⠀Three, two, one
⠀Ruby's holding a gun

⠀Four, five, six
⠀Ruby look what you did .ᐟ
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