HJ Preller

Harold James Preller. RIP @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Twitter that's sweeping #PadresTwitter. Not the actual Padres tweeting dick jokes!

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! 3.5 magical hours with @TedLeitner. We discuss being the man in the 80s, old Padres stories, and get to know Uncle Teddy like never before. Completely free and ad free! https://t.co/qhcWOVe1Ue

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

@ChangeThePadres @nikitabier I am so cooked

[Bobby Cressey @Bobbycressey]

@MiserableSDFan kinda pissed of the way analytics have messed up the game. Guy last night talking about magic numbers 😂. Is this baseball or Hogwarts or Pokey Mon

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

@markbobb1 @RobBishopSD This is a good diminuitive height joke imho

[Padres Member Services @AGreatNotion1]

@EVT_JClark This tweet just feels like you showing up with a backpack full of condoms and dildos to “play Warhammer”

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals preview their upcoming Ted Leitner interview ep, talk about the hitting woes, the AAAA lineup, and how with the pyramid scheme toppling now is the time to push in the rest of the meager chips and make a desperate run https://t.co/8RpZMAENY8

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

@HJPreller 👀

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE EPISODE! The pals mourn the loss of Don Tricker, wonder how the Padres are winning, and welcome two guest voice mails! Wow completely free and ad-free! https://t.co/WwC7C0US91

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

If it drops another 90%, @HJPreller's dream may come true.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals discuss the slow roll of the team selling, AJ’s lateral moves, and Daygo Vibes checks in. https://t.co/GAxGBMbt7X

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Actually he doesn’t need to kneel, he can just stand

[tom. @TeeOhEmm]

Someone get Braden some knee pads while hes down there sucking off John Seidler.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Greup: For all those wondering, these are my daughters. We share no blood but they are my life. They came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago. I am so proud of them and raising them has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.

[97.3 The Fan @973TheFanSD]

.@erikgreupner shopping with some happy students:

[Bobby Cressey @Bobbycressey]

@MiserableSDFan switch Hugh Darvish and Craig Stammen’s roles to keep his back healthy? I feel like he would be electric out of the pen and we’ve seen Stammen be nails starting games when it mattered most

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The Pals welcome @johnmgennaro from @Section1904
to break down Mike Shildt (incompetent boob) "retiring". We also float a theory that our beloved Woods asking too many mean questions of Shildt in August was the final straw https://t.co/ko2JVua0oK

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

@PatrickDailey @crazycharisma Ready to go to battle over this

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

all these minor league openings in the org and cody decker still cant get a call

[Eno Sarris @enosarris]

The BAT X projection courtesy @DerekCarty

Elias Diaz: 85 wRC+, positive defense
Freddy Fermin: 79 wRC+, virtually same defense

[Josh @Notorious_L_I_B]

This haul for Fermin should’ve been used to obtain Sean Murphy a month ago but our cheap ass new owner John Seidler won’t spend and is not willing to pickup payroll. Frustrating.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

I really want to hear a Mason Miller trade analysis from the guy that derived pleasure from offering gift cards to girls on twitter to make fun of his tremendously small dong

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Oh hey it’s the small penis humiliation guy!