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𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐨|✍🏼 x Tech|

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Mic drop 😮‍💨

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Bobby Buckets @BobbyBucketsYT]

Norway overthinking everything JUST DO SOMETHING

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

The “two GOATs” narrative is similar to the king Solomon story in the Bible

The other woman knew the child wasn’t hers so she was okay with king Solomon splitting it 😂😂😂

[TK @TeaKupps]

Didn’t get the dopamine I thought I would from this Portugal exit, maybe I’m washed as a hater

[LOGO🧲 @officiall_logo]

The year you won your first Balon D’Or I came 2nd,I did not say any rubbish to the media about you.

When you lifted the euros which was your first international trophy I didn’t say anything even after loosing a Copa America and a World Cup final.

I won 4 straight Balon D’Or before we got tied on 5,you went to the media saying that if you win more then you are the GOAT 🐐,you see me talk?NO

I just did my thing collecting 8 Balon d’Or winning the World Cup and multiple Copa America in the process,what did you do next?

You said the Balon d’Or has no relevance and doesn’t change anything about your GOAT 🐐 status,you called the World Cup “A 7 Game Tournament” and it doesn’t define your greatness.

These are the things you praised before but because you lost it to me you became salty,a manchild that lacks respect for his opponent.

Messi did nothing to you Ogumepon,you are not just destined to be his mate,you have a good career,manage it,we’ve clocked your media PR gigs against Lionel Messi and it will not amount to nothing.

Tinubu of football,you want to rule football by force,it will never happen!!

[H🧸 @HJ_Ubani]

@modelstrangers Why would you just move a wheelchair someone is on?

[H🧸 @HJ_Ubani]

@HeyGen I'm facing an issue where videos get stuck on an endless loading loop the moment any text edit is made. This is has disrupted my workflow for a week. Could your support team please assist? @HeyGen

[LEAVE ME AL0NE!!! @Leavemeal0nee_]

Using company account to stalk your ex💀

[H🧸 @HJ_Ubani]

Compare first na

[Rai🇵🇸 @raiisdeadd]

Noticed how no fucking one is comparing him to Messi and the entire fanbase is just calmly celebrating his moment without bringing anyone else? That's how you know you chose the right one.

[We$t @flygodT]

Thank you very much for this question

This level. 🏆🥇

[QUEEN T @queentakyiwaaa]

He missed a penalty and so what ?? Watch him score two more😂😂you think we call him GOAT for nothing?

[STAR @MagicHandz]

“So many unnecessary guys with zero appeal”

1. Wizkid helped with #CallMeEveryday which is the ONE AND ONLY hit off BREEZY that made Chris go in a more Afrobeats direction for 11:11

2. Ty Dolla Sign gave Chris one of his most generational hits.. #LOYAL

3. Tyga is his brother and they have HUNDREDS of tracks together. Tyga was there for Chris in 2010 when nobody else was..

These 3 are meaningful features.

HAHA!! yall are always ungrateful.
I said before if yall don’t appreciate that real shit. Then it’s back to club bangers and people will claim everything sounds the same cause they won’t learn to love anything different.. should’ve supported BROWN for its more vulnerable sounds.. now it’s yall FUCKING FAULT. Oh well. Deal with it.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

And btw, unless you're really really rich, I’m talking about being able to blow ₦50 million on a health emergency without it changing your lifestyle, you’re only one major illness away from being in the same situation.

So instead of holding your useless government accountable for providing better healthcare and facilities, keep thinking yourself that 10m in your account will save you.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

[SHFL @whatsonshuffle]

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[𓂃🥀 @husseinnoctober]

It might even be that they had declined attending the picnic, but some other friends said, “Come with whatever you have. We are friends, and it doesn’t matter. We’re all coming with what we have too. Nobody is doing too much.”

[𓂃🥀 @husseinnoctober]

If they had been asked to pay a fixed amount of money for the picnic, they could’ve easily opted out. But in a situation where everyone is asked to come with whatever they have, pockets are easily watched.

[𓂃🥀 @husseinnoctober]

People don’t know what it means to be broke, and it shows. I mean embarrassingly broke. It is moments like this that teach you it is better to be asked for a huge amount of money and not have it than to be asked for a very small amount and still lack it.