Harry

I hug columns and make an occasional cheese dip

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@wwornwwell You need some Patty Hearst in there to make it proper

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@GQMcGee This is what I have come back to twitter for 🤣

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@wwornwwell The faux knuckle dusters are going to coerce me to purchase.

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

My new political platform will be “The Sea is too Damn High” party.

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@Davidrcoggins *cries in wooly bugger*

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

My plans 2020

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@GQMcGee TOOKRJEBS

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize you live in a world without John Prine?

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

@GQMcGee ☹️

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

How I feel looking at alex dalany’s Instagram

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

The real hero of Instagram is whoever is taking Alexander Kraft’s photographs

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

Imagine fetishizing art theft to sell clothing

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

self isolating means you can finally wear a sport coat without someone asking why you're so dressed up

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

You better have some staff rooms in your apartment if you’re out here claiming that wearing black is “for butlers”

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

New York sucks I’m moving back south to raise a pack of foxhounds.

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

Imagine thinking that apartamento is a good magazine

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

Why do so many people in New York have converse with angry looking hearts on them?

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

I’ve never felt insulted by people I’ve never met before until I started reading real estate listings in New York City

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

My dad is in New Orleans for the first time and called me with a childlike sense of wonder I have never heard in his voice before. He said “this is a happy place”, “all of the food is good”, and “I saw a dog parade and there was a chihuahua in a wig, she was the princess”

[Harry @HJohnHofmann]

Will soon be writing a novel called “Forced Entry” about bootlegging foie gras into New York City.