HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網

(Parody account / 棟篤笑)
We are not wrong; we are misunderstood!
香港政府無錯，好好反醒吓啦！
#WeConnect #同行 #FightForFreedom #StandWithHongKong

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🎧Sound On🎧

🎶'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love🎶👑👑👑

#FightForFreedom #UyghurGenocide
#Deepfake #MachineLearning #ML H/T #Hamilton

Today #HongKong; Tomorrow #Xinjiang

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🎧Sound On🎧

🎶And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!🎶
👑👑👑

#FightForFreedom #StandWithHongKong
#Deepfake #MachineLearning #ML H/T #Hamilton

Preview: Today #HongKong; Tomorrow #Xinjiang

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

@mbrookerhk // Hope things are okay.

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

I laughed really hard on the one hand😂... On the other hand, my Hongkonger #Mandarin may qualify for this list😅...

Sorry to all my mainlanders and Taiwanese friends who put up with me.

[RADII @RADII_Media]

Foreign languages are usually an afterthought for moviemakers in the West.

RADII reviewed some especially terrible examples of spoken #Mandarin in movies and died a little inside, watch the full video here: https://t.co/ybg18IRpdk

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Question for #GTVoice... China said 4 were killed in the China-India Skirmishes between 2020-21 while other sources said the numbers were 40+. So were those soldiers killed or not killed? Their families would love to know. https://t.co/L4Pfuw86Jb

[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

#GTVoice: Western media outlets are hyping up South Asia as a “battleground,” alleging India and China have been locked in a tussle for geo-economic influence, which only reflects the West’s narrow-minded zero-sum game mentality. https://t.co/FyPO6MncMe

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

@jgriffiths French fans trying to get in...

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

The Hong Kong Government is promoting "Constitution Law Day" to "educate" us on Constitution foundation and order.

They can cancel the all day event and replace it with an email which said:

tl;dr: There's no law but the law of Xi🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[香港政府新聞網 @cnewsgovhk]

為加深社會各界認識國家和香港的憲制基礎和秩序，特區政府連同中央人民政府駐香港特別行政區聯絡辦公室合辦 #國家憲法日 座談會，主題為憲法與新時代新征程。 #李家超 https://t.co/Uh2LFV6dyF

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

@mbrookerhk Too much Kent brewed Singha?😂
[Joking aside, hope things are okay...]

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Another piece of Hong Kong real estate I can't afford... 😅

[Francis Martin @PhrancisMartin]

As spots for a final resting place go, the Hong Kong Cemetery in Happy Valley isn’t bad.

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Maybe I am really weak with my Chinese but what the hell is a "精神宣講會"? Is it just two old men lecturing others what they think of the world?

[香港政府新聞網 @cnewsgovhk]

特區政府12月3日舉行兩場中國共產黨第20次全國代表大會精神宣講會。中央宣講團成員包括全國人民代表大會常務委員會法制工作委員會主任沈春耀、全國政協經濟委員會副主任謝伏瞻，應特區請求來港講解。 #李家超 https://t.co/Ek4oDpLt3u

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🗨️Translation:
There's a new "black" paper revolution to support the Communist Party in China. They claimed "The country has protected us for 3 years. We don't need freedom. We need zero COVID". 🤡🤡🤡

[マシュマー・らば🌽🎪🌲🐏 @lar_siu]

🤡

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🗨️Translation:
Zhang Donghui, an art student born in 1992.
Arrested for writing 8 words at COVID testing stations:
"It's already been 3 years, I am numb."

[Jess @boiledwater]

张东辉，92年出生的央美毕业生。

八个字，刑拘。

[Chung Ching Kwong 鄺頌晴 @chungchingkwong]

1/ Can we get some #metoo in the human rights community?

Recent example: one very high profile award winning activist (former athlete) has been touring conferences preying upon young women.

[THREAD.]

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Originally via @maryhui. H/T

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

👀Baidu🇨🇳 and Yandex🇷🇺
When will our legislators protests at their offices?

[Joel Chan @kjoules]

“national anthem of hong kong”, 1st song title seen:

Google- God Save the King
Bing- Glory to HK
Yahoo!HK- Glory to HK
Yahoo!US- March of the Volunteers
DuckDuckGo- Glory to HK
Ask- Glory to HK
Baidu- Glory to HK
Yandex- Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies
AOL- March of the Volunteers

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🔥🔥🔥We are meeting because we are Prime Ministers🔥🔥🔥 🇫🇮🇳🇿

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

A journalist asks Jacinda Ardern if she met with Finnish PM Sanna Marin just because the two are "similar in age" and have "a lot of common stuff".

It goes about as well as you'd expect.

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

All the forced greying out of website for Jiang Zemin's death reminds me of this interview.

A former Red Guard recall how she escaped mainland China and was no longer forced to show emotion that the party demanded.👇

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

💬We added caption to this interview of a former Communist Red Guard Ms. Choi. She explained what happened and why she choose Hong Kong over Mainland China. #NotMyNationalDay #PRC70 #70YearsOn

Full video (in Chinese): 鏗鏘集：我的家國情 https://t.co/oWYDrzwlHH

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

🤔I thought there was no such thing as Hong Kong National Anthem because Hong Kong is not a nation. Hummm...

[Aaron Busch @tripperhead]

Secretary Tang also told LegCo that the government has made representations to search providers to make sure that "March of the Volunteers" is top of the search results for Hong Kong national anthem.

https://t.co/FDz4pZraKb

[Samuel Bickett @SamuelBickett]

In 2019, a Hong Kong cop pulled a gun without justification & grabbed the first person he saw in a headlock. Another protester in black tried to help the victim. The cop then shot him.

Today, the good samaritan was sentenced to 6 years in prison. The cop has never been punished.

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Something for @elonmusk - the free speech absolutist?

[Mark Dreyer @DreyerChina]

FIFA has issued a takedown notice over this clip that shows how CCTV has been replacing crowd close-ups with other shots. Seems perfectly reasonable under Twitter's fair use policy. Let's see how the counter claim goes... https://t.co/6cwJmQYv4t

[Hong Kong Free Press HKFP @hkfp]

1/ Students holding a map of China and a black banner reading “ our lives are one” gathered at the Chinese University of Hong Kong on Monday to show support for protests in the mainland dubbed the “A4 Revolution."

[HK Gov News Translator / 棟篤笑政府新聞網 @HKGTranslator]

Tell me there's a curfew without using the word curfew.

🗨️Translation:
Police are deployed around Shanghai People's Square. Officers are also posted at the subway entrances, including Yuyuan and Qufu Road.

#ChinaProtests #Shanghai

[李老师不是你老师 @whyyoutouzhele]

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