Havas Village Idiot

The Havas Village Idiot is based at #HKX in London, England. His (or her) mission is to sabotage mundanity, mediocrity and twaddle.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

I think Christmas decorations are always a sign of how profitable we’ve been during the year. This year it looks like we’re sharing baubles with @UMusicuk next door. Read into that what you will.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

We do puns at Havas.

[benmooge @benmooge]

Fur real. Heathrow tops Christmas ad list https://t.co/6ysJrVaV3C #heathrowbears

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

@toonpaulward Woah. That’s a bit left field. Not sure how to deal with that yet.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

The question I’ve been asking myself over the last year is this. Does @toonpaulward prefer Sprite or Tango?

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

@arussellmorris @toonpaulward Gut feel is irrelevant in today’s data driven world. Probably for worse.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Good to see the Heathrow Bears are back. Though I prefer Gatwick, obviously.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Meanwhile, rumours are circulating that host - and son of Chris Tarrant - tried to push one employee out of shot.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

It’s the morning after The #HKX Big Fat Quiz of the Year and most people are wondering why it was held in mid-October.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Waitrose White Chocolate Cookies. Pack of 5. Lift D.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

We start in Lift B. Go, go, go. https://t.co/CA0QXBTk4b

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Today I shall place a packet of biscuits in each lift. Hob Nobs or Digestives? You decide.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Today I shall place a packet of biscuits in each lift. Hob Nobs or Digestives? You decide.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Incidentally, if you want me to dream about you just hang around the cafe about 8:45am. That's when I'm most receptive.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

We all dream about each other right? Let's share our stories. Me: Last night @chrishirst and Mark Whelan getting battered. Oddly interesting

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Evening stroll around the office. Borrowing ideas from people's desks. #Together

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

I couldn't afford the salad today, so I spent my lunchtime looking for my password instead. Back on it now.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Today, take a moment to consider this: We live in a country where Brexit tears us apart, yet terrorism unites us.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

I hate those buildings where floors just float around willy-nilly.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

Some great insight @Paul_Framp. Especially, "a cleverly designed building, where every floor is connected". https://t.co/gfk3BB8kfe

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

More teams joining us next week in #HKX. Kinda gutted. Liked having a floor to myself.

[Havas Village Idiot @HKX_Idiot]

@clairelpetzal I'm who you want me to be. Just close your eyes and wish.