hillary j

Self-deprecating pseudo socialite // Intellectual property manager. I can be cheeky.

[hillary j @HLJ__]

Things I’m super successful at include and are limited to: making something out of nothing, over dramatizing, and being occasionally but aggressively needy.

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@Shopify HOW DO I USE THIS AND WHY IS THERE NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A CUSTOMER SERVICE REP ON THE PHONE

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@MinneSova8 I also just realized there IS a car in the truck photo so they really got me good.

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One of the many reasons why being a neurotic person is so painful … questioning a prove you’re not a robot question. do they mean CARS literally, or is it a loose definition that includes trucks? WDYT?

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@Sir_CHARL3S Hey babe I think there’s actually a lot of spoilers in there it’s like u never want me to watch

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@Sir_CHARL3S Ur outta control

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@courtneycarmona Same it’s #maincharacterenergy

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Why this
Why a TI-89

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@Sir_CHARL3S What’s happening here

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Offensive

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@MinneSova8 I am SO BORED of his baby bullshit

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I’m sorry Ted lasso is just not a good show

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@Sir_CHARL3S what did she ever do to u

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@MinneSova8 Locations? amaze. Dad drama? enough!

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I am OUT on the John B and dad narrative, it’s ruining everything I like about this show which is one thing and that’s watching all the attractive people do scenes together.

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Don’t listen if they tell you love never dies

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Something about having a broken leg is that you look at people all around you doing simple everyday things and you’re like, “I’m really happy they’re having a good time”

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@Sir_CHARL3S #morningthots

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My new thing is i love watching red pandas do cute stuff https://t.co/9GE2bCbwBy

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My (absolutely only) toxic trait is reading and rereading emails so much before sending them that it takes me ages to send them :)

[hillary j @HLJ__]

All I have to say is good thing blondie has her comments turned off