The Happy Lil Theocracy

Baseball for the Common Good.

Official Account of Fantasy HLT from Dynasty 2016.

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As the off-season exhibition tournament featuring Deacon Carroll and other HLT stars continues, we are pleased to announce that ground has been broken on Arcadia, the Commonwealth's new stadium.

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No athleisure in the Commonwealth.

[Peter Sblendorio @petersblendorio]

Ahead of Friday’s home opener, Aaron Judge texted his #Yankees teammates to wear suits to the stadium.

Judge then helped the Yankees handle business, hitting a tone-setting home run in an 8-2 win over the #Marlins:

https://t.co/FBKwwovkJX

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While management apologizes for the mistake that led to an empty spot in our lineup today, we do not feel that the error will matter given the quality of our opponent this week.

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Excited to confirm that Wawa will be providing coffee at the Arcadian Fields this year. Caffeination for the Common Good.

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Congratulations to 2025 Rookie of the Year Nick Kurtz!

Kurtz's award can go next to the trophies of Corbin Carroll and Gunnar Henderson, continuing the Commonwealth's tradition of homegrown talent.

[Deesha @DeeshaThosar]

Cam Schlittler is finally slapping hands in the Yankees dugout after a perfect seven-pitch eighth inning. What a start from the rookie.

Final line: 8 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 12 K, 107 P

[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

Corbin Carroll is the only player in Major League history to reach the below in one season...

30 Doubles
15 Triples
30 Home Runs
30 Stolen Bases
60 Walks

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@BRosensan

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Zealous Nick Kurtz puttin' the Hurtz on Hellfish tonight.

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More flaming river spawn to handle as the Commonwealth takes on Hellfish!

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After fending off the dystopian technocrats of the BRM, Presbyter Judge leads a defense against another threat from Ohio.

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Ohio is coming back for more!

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Interesting! Kurtz and Suarez, eh?

[Yankeesource @YankeeSource]

Since June 1st, Eugenio Suarez

196 wRC+
.292 BA
.351 OBP
.747 SLG
21 HR (2nd closest is 16 - Raleigh)

Only Nick Kurtz has a higher wRC+ in that span.

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Adding some more lumber to the best lineup in the league.

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Happy lil THUMP

[Wake Forest Baseball Analytics @Wake_Analytics]

Nick Kurtz since June 15:

102 PA
11 HR (2nd in ML)
26 RBI (2nd in ML)
.716 SLG (1st in ML) 🤯
195 wRC+ (T-3rd in ML)
1.3 WAR 🔥

(@Athletics)

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@BestMachineFans These nerds won.

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Mackenzie Gore leads the Commonwealth this week in a battle for the soul of the sport. Which way, o baseball man?

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Commonwealth: Defended.

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Cain and Abel? Jacob and Esau? Willson and William?The brothers both go deep from the UTIL spot in a close match-up between the HLT and the HRU.