Heather Longstaffe

I'm a hustler baby, I just want you to know

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There are worse things I could be addicted to than dogs.
Like, cats.

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Adam Sandlers' Adam Sandler is @RobSchneider

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A&R is missing the T

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@GregSedlik1 Doing great greg, how are you? 🙃

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Sometimes "I don't know" is the most intelligent response in the room

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@SarahCarms It's a remarkable world

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When you get high on edibles and geek out to 90s Mariah Carey

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@ladylover2213 Her storyline is so serious this season, I truly love Lightweight funny Cindy, the Cindy that would become Jewish for better cafeteria food 😂

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Retweet if Cindy is the reason you watch #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

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@jackshapira Holy shit

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You improve the world by improving yourself

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@82trikes That IS pretty cool ❤️🙃

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@parxe Awww shucks ❤️❤️❤️

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I'm not sure why they called it #TheProposal , it should have been called #ReasonsToHateAmerica

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This twitter account has just become my personal television commentary section of the internet

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If the The Bachelorette is the Super Bowl, then @BachParadise is the Beyoncé half time show.
you all know what you really came to see.

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The best actor in the world is @chrisbharrison for acting like he still gives a fuck
#TheBachelor

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@Soisoff Yassssss

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Alright ladies, you are SEXY.
Now what else you got?

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@MattRyan_onair ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Heather Longstaffe @hlongstaffe]

How come all Davids look the same but Daves are like an entirely different species