Heather Cook

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@cadamo25 is ready with tropical drinks mixed with juice from @jugofresh til 8:30 tonight @wolfsonian #tropicalwolf

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

Getting the party started #tropicalwolf @wolfsonian

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

I think I'll stick with @SesameStreet's definition of marriage :o) http://t.co/vJJPLSbMdT

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@iheartclev I heart the Haven Scent Giveaway from @HavenStyleHouse!

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@tbdofficial dying for a curly pick me up! Hoping to get lucky in the #BeautyGiveaway

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@CaroBurkholder yeah that tweet is unacceptable

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

I'm starting to think I may actually have the "staring problem" I was rudely questioned about in the 2nd grade.

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

#AT&T scheduled a technician without consulting you for today! Also, he will be an hour late and take forever. Hope your boss is cool!

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

Putting off getting a job because decorating my new apartment is my biggest priority #BadFeminist

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It’s hard to believe that the greatest division in American politics these days is “pro-“ or “anti-Chick-fil-A.”

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

How much gas are you allowed to smell in your kitchen before you become seriously concerned about an explosion of action movie proportions?

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

Whenever I have to wake up before my boyfriend I can't help but feel like he is bragging in his sleep.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

If the 1970's Women's Movement could see us now they'd never stop puking.

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@CaroBurkholder you are

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

Small kitchen fire = major kitchen fail

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

If a man orders you a bourbon you can be sure it is a test.

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@bunburyfestival tank tops 4 life

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

My plane has been delayed on the runway for over an hour. This may be the closest I have ever been to having a panic attack.

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

If you manage to find a comfortable position on a 6 hour flight DON'T MOVE. Not for Biscoff cookies, not for anything.

[Heather Cook @HLynncook]

@CaroBurkholder I'm feeling a little more sure of myself now that I am up to FIVE followers