CaesarsFoodTaster

Professional cynic. All opinions expressed belong solely to the voices inside my head.

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This is beyond parody.

[WNBA @WNBA]

WNBA and WNBPA statement following last night’s meeting.

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@JasonJournoDC Someone should tell him what Xi Jinping thinks of Europe and the UK.

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Where's the lie?

[Roberta 🏳️‍🌈 @robertawbb]

Sophie Cunningham is unafraid. Unafraid to be blatantly transphobic.

“I want to protect young girls in a locker room, or young girls in sport who shouldn't have to go against biological men.”

Her own words. In an ESPN article.

https://t.co/akyv3UnSSl

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@keithellison If you don't see a problem with kindergartners wearing hijabs, you have already sold your soul to the evil one.

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Someone needs to translate Newton's laws of motion into Russian.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

INSANE FOOTAGE: Russian troops mounted a YakB-12.7 helicopter machine gun on a fixed stand for training, but the exercise quickly went wrong.

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I sure hope the deportees don't miss out on getting groped by TSA. Equal treatment for all.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: DHS to reportedly launch a "deportation airline" operating 24/7 for mass deportation flights.

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@micah_erfan The man on the left has been accused of rape. The man on the right has been accused of an extramarital affair. They are not the same.

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@rnautismmom I notice that no one stabbed her. Weird ain't it?

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@GabbyGiffords Incorrect. We traded safe servanthood for dangerous liberty.

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@SaraHigdon @AlexisWilkins You do know that America 250 and Freedom 250 are entirely separate entities, right?

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@jaketapper Less than 1% does not constitute a major outbreak.

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@CA_Dem Your terms are acceptable.

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@bAnthonYsr @PolitiBunny Quite a typo.

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@RachelBitecofer @Genevieve_207 @carolannleif @washingtonpost Chinese communism enabled by Graham Platner is the bigger threat to America. Thx for asking.

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@GovTinaKotek What percentage of those graduates can't read or write?

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@Scott_Wiener One who knows right from wrong.

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@jnisk87 @ClayTravis Travis' post was about how leftists in media cover stories. He said nothing about Jacob's guilt or innocence. Try learning some reading comprehension.

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@HazelAppleyard Take the million. The entity offering $10 per push-up is likely to bankrupt very soon.

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@stengel Please point out where in the 1A the government is required to give the corporate press ANY access at all. Journalists don't have special privileges over other Americans.

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@davidaxelrod @POTUS It would appear @POTUS overestimated your intelligence.