Heavy Metal Hensch

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I actually thought #JonavinWebb beat #KyleNoke. Either way, he seems like a guy with a huge #MMA upside. Very impressive #UFC debut. (4/4)

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#SamAlvey is a real #MMA standout. Knockout power + quirky, absurdist behavior = memorable #UFC prospect. His future looks bright. (3/4)

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Pressure paid off for #BecRawlings in Adelaide. She never let up on #LisaEllis and I agree that strategy's new to many #straweights. (2/4)

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Some more thoughts from the #UFCFightNight65 #UFCAdelaide event coming your way (1/4) #UFC #MMA

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I'll have some more #UFCAdelaide thoughts soon. It's great watching quality #MMA again, been way too long since I caught a #UFC card.

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#BradScott and #DylanAndrews showed that legit talent can still arise from #TUF. Scott in particular is one well-rounded beast. #UFC (5/5)

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#AlexChambers' sub of #KailanCurran was so slick. It was also wildly lucky. Curran was way ahead before she gave up her arm. (4/5) #UFC

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I love #VicGrujic's clinch work. He's talented at crafting small, subtle traps to force opponents into flurries. Just not his night. (3/5)

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Really impressed by #BenNguyen. He has killer instinct, knockout power and tricky striking that the #UFC #flyweight division needs. (2/5)

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I'm working my way through a replay of #UFCAdelaide/#UFCFightNight65 and so far it's a sick, sick card. Here are my #MMA hot takes (1/5):

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It's a great day when it starts with one great #UFC card and ends with a completely separate, equally amazing one. Stoked for some fights!

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Watch for #RobbieLawler's butterfly guard at #UFC171 this weekend. He's underrated for his ability to return to the feet and bang. #UFC #MMA

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With St. Patty's so near, here's some Irish #heavymetal worth spinning - #AltarofPlagues #DarkestEra #Primordial #MourningBeloveth

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I was really impressed by #NeilSeery during last weekend's #UFCFightNight37 card. Irish #MMA has a bright future with guys like him!

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I was extremely impressed by the improvement in #VaughanLee's striking at the #TUF #China finale last weekend. Great new killer instinct!

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I like #DanielCormier but he shouldn't fight #JonJones yet. He should get at least one major light-heavyweight scalp beforehand. #UFC #MMA