HMMWV 🇺🇲

Professional Alcoholic (retired).
funtographer/phonetographer.
I eBay, drink BEER, 📱, collect CREEPSTERS & HUMVEE toys, 🤎 WDW °o°, watch movies, & wear Crocs

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all I wanted to do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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"I got a GÖZEN ticket!" 🍫🇹🇷
#GOLDEN

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remain calm 🛳️

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#FOUND

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Snow Day 🥶
#ATL

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the replacement visor works perfectly
- thank you @LEGO_Group

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the fabled Trojan Chicken

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#FOUND

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dust, cats, & seagulls
#ESSAOUIRA

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view from my "office" today

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NOT #POOP 💩
dark chocolate espresso beans (left in a hot car)

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I "made" a friend today!

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scored a @LEGO_Group Spider-Ham

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#ISLANDLIFE

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#SNAX 🥰

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... not choked 🐓
#CRUISELIFE #ESL

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hiding a duck 🛳️
#CRUISINGDUCKS #CELEBRATION

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I think the @OldSpice game will be lots of fun!
⚓⛵

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D for the holidays

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#THATGUY 🤣

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