Havadi Mabhodho

over 60 physically fit and healthy.

[Ajao Emmanuel || 💚❣️ (ajao25.base.eth) @EmmanuelAjao2]

BRO TO BRO:

If your phone gets stolen, the first thing thieves usually do is remove your SIM card.

Do this now:

Save your IMEI number somewhere safe.

Dial *#06#

A 15-digit number will appear.

Take a screenshot and keep it in your email or cloud storage.

If your phone is ever stolen, that number can help with tracking, blocking, and ownership verification.

Most people only learn this after losing their phone.

[Havadi Mabhodho @HMabhodho]

@softlynia_ Year 2002 , July specifically I was cleaning the veranda at UCL in Central London when I picked a ladies handbag from a bit liner. I took to bag to the manager with all it's contents. Following day I was promoted to the college office responsible for college sports facilities.

[Havadi Mabhodho @HMabhodho]

@mcbaudy Kkkkkkkkkkk why is it male gynaecologist attend to women.

[Havadi Mabhodho @HMabhodho]

Worldwide do we have female urologists.

[Tazo @TheLifeZoomer]

My wife deserves a lifetime achievement award for believing in me before my life made any logical sense. 😂

When we started dating, I had:

No school lunch
One pair of shoes whose soles had been repaired so many times even the cobbler knew me personally
No pocket money for tuckshop flexing
A future that looked like an unfinished group assignment

Her family tried to rescue her from me. 😭

Someone even attempted a tactical substitution by introducing her to a guy with a car.
Meanwhile I was out there with slippers now secured by wire😀😀
But this woman still chose me.

No money.
No flashy prospects.
No evidence.
Just vibes, struggle and potential. 😂

Never forget the girl who loved you before life became soft.

Some people join the movie after the happy ending.
Others were there when the script still looked hopeless.

I hold this woman very tightly. ❤️

[Change Radio @ChangeRadioZW]

HON. ENG. MHANGWA HARRASSED AT WORKER'S DAY EVENT

Chinhoyi Citizens youth member alleges state agents grabbed Chinhoyi MP, Hon. Eng. Leslie Mhangwa at Alaska Dolomite's WORKER'S DAY commemorations. "Vabvuta microphone, grabbed him so that they took him away and we retaliated," the source said, requesting anonymity.

The incident has sparked outrage among citizens, with many calling for Mhangwa's safety and respect for democratic rights. The event, meant to commemorate workers, turned tense as authorities allegedly clamped down on the MP.

Mhangwa's whereabouts are currently unknown, fueling concerns about state crackdowns on opposition voices. Citizens demand answers: "What happened to Mhangwa?" "Respect workers' rights!"

[LUNEVIA @Lunevia_]

A friend of mine lost someone very close to her yesterday.
She told me they buried her the same day, according to Islamic rites.
When she came back, she couldn’t keep quiet…
She sat down and started telling me everything.
She said when they lowered her friend into the grave, nothing went with him.
Not even a pin.
She was placed on her right side, inside a narrow space… so tight, no extra inch.
My friend said as they covered her with planks and the first sand touched it, something hit her deeply.
She stood there watching…
Sand after sand…
The grave getting darker…
Yet her friend did not move.
Did not speak.
Did not complain.
“That was when it dawned on me,” she said,
“That this is truly the end of this life.”
She told me his heart was heavy, but instead of crying, his mind was questioning everything.
“If this is how we all end,” she asked me,
“why are we chasing what we cannot take with us?”
“Why hurting people?”
“Why doing wrong just to make money?”
“Why living like this world is forever?”
Then she said something that I cannot forget:
“As we were leaving, they told us to dig another grave… to replace the one we just used.”
She paused… then looked at me and said,
“That grave is already waiting…
And the person that will enter it is somewhere on this earth right now — walking, laughing, planning… not knowing their place is ready.”
Since she told me this, I have not been the same.
Indeed… every soul shall taste death.
So before that moment comes,
return to your Creator.may Allah forgive all the departed Muslim and may we end well

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU]

1) 0–1 year → Infant
2) 1–3 years → Toddler
3) 3–5 years → Preschooler
4) 6–9 years → Child
5) 10–12 years → Pre‑Teen
6) 13–17 years → Adolescent
7) 18–25 years → Young Adult
8) 26–39 years → Adult
9) 40–59 years → Middle‑Aged Adult
10) 60–64 years → Mature Adult
11) 65–74 years → Senior Adult
12) 75–84 years → Elderly
13) 85–99 years → Very Elderly
14) 100–109 years → Centenarian
15) 110+ years → Supercentenarian

[The married man @marriedmn]

Marriage is not all happiness and love, ask married men;

- some of them sleep on couches
- Some of them go weeks without sex
- Some of them don't talk even to their wives for days
- some don't eat in their homes; they eat in hotels and come home to sleep.
- Some sit in their cars for a couple of minutes before walking in the house because there is no peace

The house is yours, but you don't want to be there anymore, the woman you once admired and loved has now become a thorn in the flesh for you. Most men hold onto marriages because of kids.

That's I always tell men, take your time, don't marry out of loneliness, don't marry because others are doing it, don't marry because of beauty and curves, just marry when you find a good woman who respects and listens to you even when she is mad at you.

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

Ha Zimbabwe mazino chaiwo nemadhara aya anosadharara kuita madrama masikati machena! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

It's unclear whether Chiwenga was deliberately too late to uncock his bottle or ED belatedly realised he couldn't possibly drink from Chiwenga's water bottle amidst the fog of war!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trump is left reeling after the New York Times reveals that Iran’s attacks have bombed EVERY American military base in the Middle East so badly they are “virtually uninhabitable!”

Thanks to the Trump administration’s criminal lack of preparation and shocking understimation of Iran’s military capabilities, the US military is now working remotely in the Middle East, putting civilians in danger as they work out of hotels and makeshift operations centers in civilian areas.

“The result, according to current and former military officials, is a war that is much harder to prosecute.”
The Times reports that “many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage.”
Iranian officials have even accused the U.S. military of using civilians as human shields by putting American troops in hotels.

This is sure to prompt another furious tirade from Donald Trump who we now know is not getting the full picture of just how badly this war is going for him and is instead just getting a highlight reel of war porn, watching our tax dollars blow things up for two minutes every day.

This is a perfect demonstration of the blind hubris of the Trump administration. After two decades of watching America uncontestedly bomb the poorest people in the world, Trump and Hegseth couldn’t even conceive of an enemy with a sophisticated military and able to fight back, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

They took no preparations, expected no reprisals. They didn't evacuate anyone from the Middle East until AFTER the war had started. They didn't bother to prepare for drones.

They attacked Iran because they are cowards and bullies, thinking that they could impose their will on Iran by simply killing one old man.

They were very, very, wrong, and now they’ve started a fire they cannot put out with lies and bombs.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

The CEO of Pepsi was recorded saying he'd never let his family touch any of their products

Mark Zuckerberg puts tape over his laptop's camera & microphone.

Steve Jobs banned his kids from using the iPad.

Bill Gates strictly limited his children's tech use.

The CEO of McDonald's claims he doesn't touch his own company's food.

The most wealthiest ppl don't vaccinate their kids.

MOST BIG DRUG DEALERS NEVER CONSUME.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My cousin’s wife got pregnant while he was working abroad. The math wasn’t mathing, but he forced himself to trust her.
When the baby was born, it looked exactly like him. Same face. Same everything.
Everyone told him to let it go.
But he couldn’t sleep.
So he did a DNA test in secret.
0%.
Now he stares at that baby every day, wondering how someone who isn’t his… looks more like him than he does.

[Vibhor Varshney @nakulvibhor]

ADVICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES :

1. Build a home earlier. Be it rural or urban home. Building a house at 50 is not an achievement. Don't get used to government houses. This comfort is so dangerous. Let all your family have good time in your house

2. Go home. Don't stick at work all the year.  You are not the pillar of your department.  If you drop dead today, you will be replaced immediately and operations will continue.  Make your family a priority

3. Don't chase promotions. Master your skills and be excellent at what you do. If they want to promote you, that's fine if they don't,  stay positive to your personal development

4. Avoid office gossip. Avoid things that tarnish your name. Don't join the bandwagon that backbites your bosses and colleagues. Stay away from negative gatherings

5. Don't ever compete with your bosses. You will burn your fingers.  Don't compete with your colleagues, you will fry your brain

6. Ensure you have a side business.  Your salary will not sustain your needs in the long run

7. Save some money. Let it be deducted automatically from your salary

8. Borrow a loan to invest in a business or to change a situation not to buy luxury. Buy luxury from your profit

9. Keep your life,marriage and family private. Let them stay away from your work. This is very important

10. Be loyal to yourself and believe in your work. Hanging around your boss will alienate you from your colleagues and your boss may finally dump you when he leaves

11. Retire early.  The best way to plan for your exit was when you received the employment letter. The other best time is today.  By 40 to 50 be out

12. Join work welfare and be an active member always. It will help you a lot when any eventuality occurs

13.Take leave days utilize them by developing yr future home or projects..usually what you do during yr leave days is a reflection of how you'll live after retirement..If it means you spend it all holding a remote control watching series on TV , expect nothing different after retirement

14. Start a project whilst still serving or working. Let your project run whilst at work and if it doesn't do well, start another one till it's running viably. When your project is viably running then retire to manage your business. Most people or pensioners fail in life because they retire to start a project instead of retiring to run a project

15. Pension money is not for starting a project or buy a stand or build a house but it's money for your upkeep or to maintain yourself in good health. Pension money is not for paying school fees or marrying a young wife but to look after yourself

16. Always remember, when you retire never be a case study for living a miserable life after retirement but be a role model for colleagues to think of retiring too

17. Don't retire just because you are finished or you are now a burden to the company and just wait for your day to die. Retire young or whilst energetic to enjoy waking up for a cup of coffee, enjoy the sun, receive money from your business, visit nice place that you missed and spend good time with family. Those who retire late, spend about 95% of their time at work than with their family and that's why they see it difficult to spend time with their family when they retire but end looking for another job till they die. If they don't get another job, they die early

18. Retire at your house than at government accommodation so that when you retire you can easily fit into the society that raised you. It's not easy to adjust to live in a location after spending more years at company house or at government house

19. Never let your employment benefits make you forget about your retirement. Employment benefits are just meant to make you relax, get finished whilst time is moving. Remember when you retire no one will call you boss if you don't have a business

20. Don't hate to retire because one day you will retire either voluntarily or involuntarily

Hope this will help you look at life positively

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

MONEY HAS MANY NAMES

- In marriage, it is called DOWRY
- In school, it is called FEES
- In business, it is called INVESTMENT
- In religion, it is called DONATION
- In government, it is called TAX
- In work, it is called SALARY
- In shopping, it is called PRICE
- In banking, it is called LOAN
- In hotels, it is called BILL
- In travel, it is called FARE
- In law, it is called FINE
- In bribery, it is called BRIBE
- In insurance, it is called PREMIUM
- In auctions, it is called BID
- In markets, it is called RATE

[محمد الجباري @M_ALJABBARI]

تعلم ما يفيدك

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[ᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ @Artofphysique_]

Put lemon on watermelon and watch what happens – It's a secret Pharmacies won't tell you 👍

[TheNewsHawks @NewsHawksLive]

𝑨𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑴𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒃𝒆'𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 2019, 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒂 - 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 - 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝑨𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑻𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒂𝒔 𝑴𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒃𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒉𝒐𝒅𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓.
In 2013, Dali Tambo - prominent South African media personality, activist and son of ANC struggle leader Oliver Tambo, best known as the host of iconic talkshow,
People of the South - conducted a rare and controversial interview with the late former Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe and his family for the SABC show People of the South.
The interview took three years to secure.
Grace Mugabe described how Mugabe wooed her with "tea and scones", while she was a secretary in his typing pool.
Mugabe admitted to starting the affair while his first late wife, Sally, was terminally ill, saying his mother wanted grandchildren and it was "necessary" to get a new wife.
The interview featured the family— including then young Bellarmine — having lunch at State House in Harare.
Mugabe spoke about domestic concerns like his children's homework and expressed his protective nature, particularly regarding future suitors for his daughter Bona.
Mugabe had three children with Grace, who came into the marriage with a son, Russell.
Mugabe grabbed Grace from her former airforce husband Stanley Goreraza.
Focusing on Bellarmine, Mugabe said he would exercise a soft line approach on his son, while the mother would have a strong hand.
The Bellarmine saga has exposed the problem of children from prominent families who grow up with protection, money and impunity in their social activities amid conspicuous consumption, champagne lifestyle, debauchery and dodgy underworld friends.
In other words, the perennial social problem of fame, money, champagne, drugs and sex.

[Havadi Mabhodho @HMabhodho]

@NewsHawksLive The father's behaviour towards this kid wasn't the best. Unfortunately this is exactly what destroyed our beautiful country Zimbabwe.

[Freddy Michael Masarirevu⚖️ @freddyMM93]

Here is the other reason i advise against “Sabhuku deals”. More often than not, the land sold traditionally belongs to other people. Innocent purchasers just come, develop without any prior knowledge. Most of these cases are before courts and even worse, more serious crimes are being committed in any attempt to defend or reclaim the land. In one instance, a family which had occupied a certain piece of land for 15 years had their house and other properties destroyed. Now imagine an investment of 15 years. And guess what, the Sabhuku will be nowhere to be found and in most cases deny the existence of ay such sale.

Be careful out there!!