Howard Morland

Exiled Yorkshireman. Quite busy.

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40 years ago a #Guardian cartoon by #PosySymmonds showed George Webber driven mad by a bank rejecting his signature as authentic: I am having the same experience with #HMRC Gov login. Crazily complex and even when ID confirmed it went into a huff and refused to speak to me!

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@ArchbishopSarah @thykingdom_come Excellent initiative and something I already try to practise. Thank you Sarah. https://t.co/RGWmXBNvjS

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@SmithSelwyn26 @YorkshireCCC I was there on Friday and that was one tricky wicket to bat on for much of the day

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Near miss for Jonny #Bairstow at #Taunton, while betting with #JoeRoot

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The paradox of #Christianity #Faith is that you cannot ‘see’ clearly until you open your spiritual eyes, which you cannot do by your own effort. So you have to take a leap of faith…reach out and trust the evidence…grasp the hand of Christ…and believe. And live.

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#ParliamentaryDebate #privileges debate live. How can MPs fixated on their smart phones claim to be weighing up the arguments as they decide how to respond? One female Labour MP in particular - we see you and note your behaviour.

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@daryl_millar Perhaps also because a significant proportion of the dialogue was incomprehensible at my age, irrespective of the volume set. (Also, I simply did not enjoy it, a predictable and violent depiction of low-life types.)

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@waitrose I suggest you have just become part of the problem rather than taking a robust stance against shop theft. Try issuing pepper spray, perhaps in a variety of interesting flavours.

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@BBCNewsnight On an irrelevance, why is it necessary to clutter with mugs during a half-hour programme? A few glasses of water I could understand. And how about a new table, or fix the surface?

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Wise words for Lent: “We were made for more than our schedules, to-do lists or the expectations of others. We were created to spend time in the presence of God. To know Him and be known by Him. To be refreshed and redirected in order to fulfill our God-given purposes. ‘TheChosen’

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@MbarkCherguia My grandfather won a cup for growing monster turnips, which the middle-class villagers called swedes

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#VernonKay let’s just say I would like to put you in a small room with #AndrewFlintoff…And he who speaks about what he does not have a clue about is an embarrassment. Anyway I will be off to cricket nets tomorrow with other 70 year olds from Wiltshire Seniors…
Howard

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An empty House of Commons for one of the century’s great speeches by @danny__kruger. It was a privilege to be in the Chamber to hear it. @reformparty_uk isn't ashamed of our Christian inheritance.

[Howard Morland @HMaester]

@darrenpjones @lewis_goodall From an academic perspective diversity must be limited within the host culture, if society is to remain sufficiently cohesive to thrive. As a catch-all slogan it is not only fairly meaningless, but actually toxic if not managed well in political policy.

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@TruthCourse @KensingtonRoyal Wasn’t it Paul the Apostle who said that in Christ there is neither male nor female, slave or free etc? Such a huge cultural shift that we are only just working through. I love the Kingdom of Heaven and if only our eyes, hearts and minds (including mine) could be even more open

[Bear Grylls OBE @BearGrylls]

Most of the things we worry about never happen.
But the time we spend worrying is time we don’t get back.
Better to focus on what we can control.
Our attitude. Our effort. The next step forward.
One steady step at a time usually beats a thousand “what ifs”.

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Trying to buy a casual suit for a wedding - #JohnLewis and #MarksandSpencer clearly do not want me as a customer viewing their websites . So be it. JL also split suits up making finding each part ridiculous