Mask Salesman

I just want to make people happy | Parody, not associated with Nintendo | Ran by @Scalesucker | Don't take me seriously

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@YoungCourage98 Ah yes, everyone put on their Goku masks that day, it was fun watching from the shadows.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

So uhh... have you all been up to anything? The little bugger that controls me became addicted to drawing, so sorry for not being as active here as I used to be.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

If you're expecting me to continue this trend, I won't. A salesman never lies. Buy a lot of masks.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@Commander_Monke Hehehe, masks :)

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@DKnKrew No. Masks are wonderful. They stay on.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

Lots of people wearing the Saiyan Warrior's Mask today... weird.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

Politics this, politics that, yaddayadda election, I just want my mask back.
That's your mask fact for tonight. I've been playing Pikmin.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

Pumpkin head.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@piccolopickle Congratulations! You were most likely a Valentine's Day gift!

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@piccolopickle Yeah, it's the month with the highest birthrate! That's cool!

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

I just use the Dipper's Mask! Put it own and you'll get that perfect moisture in, no matter the tool used!

[Uber Space Pod @SaiyanSpacePod]

What is the proper way to dip an Oreo in milk

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

@FromBoratGoemon You're goddamn right.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

Some things are better kept a secret, Mr. Kira...

Like the fact(or should I say, Nighttime Mask Fact!!!) that The Fierce Deity's Mask is painted with the semen of several animals, including Moon Rabits, Moon Beetles, and Moon Lizards!

[Chel @bnwochel]

Thanks for 1.2k. I hate you all for voting.

[Aran Ryan @YaLadAranRyan]

:)

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

I wonder how many people hated their masks? I should probably kill em.

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

The best part of waking up~
Is customers in your shop~

[Mask Salesman @HMaskSaIesman]

I'm gonna make more masks soon, be right back.

[PokéJungle 🌱 Pokémon news for games, merch & more @pokejungle]

Quote retweet with a picture of a Pokémon that always makes you smile 😊

[Baggy @BaggyTheYoshi]

People really sleeping on this guy. I'd vote for 'em.