Hoonge McKunty

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

Bitch at the beer store: did you just cut in line? Me: yeah, that's what I do, hit up the beer store and cut in line lol

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

I like driving down the road like I'm Brad Wesley when I hear this song #roadhouse

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

I'll show that bitch, just throw some wise Auntie on her
-Juss

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor2328xo I should have just turned around lol

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor2328xo I'm sorry. It was Mardis Gras...and I was out of beads

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor2328xo Shoulda sent the home land line lol the phone ain't even plugged in

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor2328xo The other night I dreamt I was being chased by a dog. It bit me, but the fucker had no teeth, so I just laughed at it

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor2328xo Make me a brown one lol

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

Having a drink everytime he says sir lol #LivePDNation

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

I thought Dr. Now was gonna smell the sepsis on her #my600lblife

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

No nut November will be especially blue this year #RIPeanut

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@Taylor17653817 Lmao...your not pooping fast enough!

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

...eyes look like piss holes in the snow #flufflyn

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

Who the fluff are you? I'll fluff you up!!
#flufflyn

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

Just tried the snapchat filter. I look like I have diabetes
#snapchatfilter

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

That's why I never had 3
#fredo #TheGodfather

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

You never saved yo nursing bra? You so old I dont want to drop down on my knees just to suck some titty!
#old age

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

@realjeffreyross My perants bribbed my hole way three scool

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

Lmao!! You weak ass bitches! Last call...gotta go home to my babies!
#GladMyAssIsOld

[Hoonge McKunty @HMckunty]

#ImBrokeBecause I dont charge for sex