🛑✅They handed him £300k a week, made him the face of the club, and gave him the legendary #10 shirt. He had everything at his beck and call.
The only thing we asked for? Effort. To run and lead the press from the front.
Instead, he ran to do an interview. He "twerked" for them, threw shots at his old club, and sold his soul for the move… just to end up getting skipped for another player.
No place like home, aye? Funny how that works.
#MUFC
OUTS:
Onana - £10m
Rashford - £26m
Hoijlund - £38m
Ugarte - £20m
Zirkzee - £25m
Bayindir - £5m
Mount - £30m
£154
INS:
Vitek (returns)
Tonali - £80m
Baleba - £60m
Fernandes - £60m
Mateta - £30m
Godts- £30m
Hall - £65m
£325m
Net spend: £170m
We’ll also be shaving a significant portion of the wage bill, as no more Casemiro, Rashford, Sancho, Mount.
Think this would be a 10/10 window. Would set us up with enough depth to compete in each cup & go a decent distance in the UCL. #MUFC
No Colwill, no Maguire, no Palmer, no Gibbs white, no Shaw, no Hall, no Wharton. This guy is an undercover spy sent by the Germans. Sack him now and get Gareth back.