Asgore Dreemurr

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﹡ ... 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 ...
𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺,​ @RUlNSGUARDIAN.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

King Asgore "Fluffybuns" Dreemurr. Part-time ruler with a full-time ruling monsters schedule and a full-time divorce papers victim with a part-time "seeing-your-kids" schedule.

He also owns a flower shop.

#UTRP | #DRRP | #MVRP

[uranagi @uranaginasi]

リクエストありがとうございました！

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

Sometimes, I reflect back on what transpored that fateful day... When I arrogantly declared war against all humans, and neglected my reason..

... How I wish to have had broader shoulders.

[﹠ ��� 𝕮ᵃʳᵉᵗᵃᵏᵉʳ‧ @RUlNSGUARDIAN]

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@HOHLLINEAL provides excellent back weight.
... They're training for the Nose Nuzzling Championship.
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[﹠ ； 𝕮ᵃʳᵉᵗᵃᵏᵉʳ‧ @RUlNSGUARDIAN]

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𖹭 ▸ @HOHLLINEAL ⋆˚࿔
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[ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ 𝙋𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙎 @NothingAddsUp]

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚝 / 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄 ᵒᶠ ᴅᴇʟᴛᴀʀᴜɴᴇ

✷ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛɪᴄᴋ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀʀᴘᴇsᴛ

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#rptwt × #deltarunerp
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀× #mvrp × #utdrrp ⊹ ࣪ ˖

[blue | COMMS OPEN @haxxorblue]

Suzy and Frisk, bestest of friends

[#undertale #undertalefanart #frisk]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ＊ ��𝐇╱ 𝐀╱𝐀 @mortalsscum]

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[GASTER @GASTER666_]

THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT WILL BE

VERY,

VERY,

INTERESTING.

(PRETEND THERE'S AN

IMAGE THAT SAYS

I JOINED

PARODY TWITTER.)

("//" for ooc stuff btw. also im new to this parody stuff so like free feel to give feedback!)

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @SP00KYSERVANT99 — +150 HP ]

* Artificially sweetened with trace amounts of cocoa... This will leave a cavity.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

The night continues to bloom so I must rest. I will attend to this tomorrow. Sleep well, everyone.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @Stuck_Outside_J — +50 HP ]

* There is too much inside of this to tell what it tastes like.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @thervinskeeper — +120 HP ]

* ... Snail tea. Just how you made it.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @december25ths — +50 HP ]

* There's only traces of a minty flavor here.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @BONETR0USLE95 — +70 HP ]

* Milky and calcium-heavy.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @YoungDreemurrs — +200 HP, increased to +300 HP when both are present. ]

* A strong, herbal aftertaste.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @RUlNSGUARDIAN — +200 HP ]

* Snail tea! My favorite.

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

[ @BRlGHTESTSTARR — +200 HP ]

* Is this just chocolate milk?

[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

* I always have, human. My duty will be there, waiting for me, and it will keep waiting for me until I am done.

Asgore gently drags his cup away from his lips, holding gaze with the gunhand.

* Life is not one big race.
* There is no need to rush. Do you agree?

[⁕ 𝐆UNHAT.ᐟ @Iuckypatches]

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silence. conflict crossing
their expression as they
study him carefully..

* .. this can’t be all, can it?

that’s not answering anything,
Clover.

* Don’tcha got kingly duties t’ do?
* Somethin’? A ny thin’ ??
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[Asgore Dreemurr @HOHLLINEAL]

* HEY CAROL, funny seeing you here outside in front of... your... house. Is that a big plate of cheese you have? Could you do a good favor for your old friend?

< ignoring the toppled wall of shattered lamps on the ground

[𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 @COLDESTHOLIDAY]

( Turning around, starting to walk away. )

* It's such a shame.

* All of this imported cheese.

* And no one to share it with.