lila 🥀

she/her/princess. political science major.

[lila 🥀 @HOODRATBADU]

things you should know before dating me (personal edition):

[JabbarLewis @JabbarLewis]

This is how Will Smith bagged Jada 😭😂❤️ I love them

[p. @shida__P]

bitch that comment just took me OUT 😭😭😭😂😂💀

[Billy Gains @Uncle_Vester]

Don't listen to your crew,do what works for you
Standing back from situations gives you the perfect view.

[✮ 5STAR ✮ @STARDAVILLAIN]

2 vacations in one, clink clink bitch

[Your Mama New Husband @BIGSANT]

Booooooooooooooooooo. Everybody mama suck dick. Stop shaming women.

[✰ lilnaslex ✰ @supppalexis]

im ok. im gonna be ok. im gonna live a beautiful life and i’ll get to know beautiful people. i’ll love myself and i’ll be kind & i’ll be ok.

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

These young gays don’t appreciate alll the progress these past 10 years.

They just go outside and everybody gay.

We had to wait for June.

[lila 🥀 @HOODRATBADU]

what if my soulmate listens to X...

[lila 🥀 @HOODRATBADU]

what if my soulmate like blue cheese....

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

What if my soulmate likes ranch?

[put the Internet back in a designated room @chefkeva_]

This whole thing was built for one woman. The magic is real.

[Misthios @YourFavLegend_]

People really expect you to be Vegan when shit like this exists LMFAO

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

THINGS WRITERS ARE UNSURE ABOUT
• if we've told our story right
• do our edits need edits?
• how much stabbing is too much stabbing
• is this joke funny or am I sleep deprived
• grammar
• tbh we're just unsure about writing
• yes it is our job and we do it a lot
• but how

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

How to Catch a Predator was quality television. Publicly outting pedophiles and holding them accountable for their actions? you don’t get TV like that anymore.

[lila 🥀 @HOODRATBADU]

y'all done turned Halloween... my favorite holiday..... into some mushy ass bullshit ass holiday about couple shit & spooky baskets. i really don't like y'all.