HORSE 🎠

currently on a wonderful hiatus in the real world 🥸

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

sun(sun) appears to have exploded #blaseball

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

been lending a hand with this since last year & the team behind it is truly next level ….. none of y’all are ready for august

[Xalavier Nelson Jr. @WritNelson]

JUST ANNOUNCED AT THE PC GAMING SHOW

THE NEXT ACTION GAME FROM THE DEVELOPERS OF EL PASO, ELSEWHERE

I AM YOUR BEAST
💻COMES TO PC AUG. 15, AND iOS AUG. 28
🕹️DEMO AVAILABLE NOW
✉️WISHLIST WHILE YA CAN

HIT IT
https://t.co/aeTJIlSgXZ

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

@saintedcookie1 hey swaglord. glad you're getting mileage out of this thing

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i am become worm, wiggler of worlds

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@acemcspacee i’m getting closer as well unfortunately

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guys should i finally buy the body tillow

[Blaseball Cared @BlaseballCares]

One last fire sale, for old time’s sake?

Discounts are getting put up live, but everything is pretty much as cheap as we can possibly sell it for.

After June 30, we’ll be closing our doors for good. It’s been an honor, y’all 💙

https://t.co/F0Vfao2E2T

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

@nameoftheyear …can I bite 🧍

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the simulation game designed to confuse its playerbase as a metaphor for the destructive overcomplication of capitalism gets put to rest by … destructive capitalistic overcomplication

one of the most important experiences of my life to date, even now. RIV blaseball

[The Game Band @thegameband]

We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members.

Our full post here:

https://t.co/8ZagEGwiW4

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Done with grad school!!! Gotta take a quick trip up to NYC to onboard at my fancy new 9-5 and then, FINALLY, art will return. Been making lots of weird stuff yet posting very little.

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

soooo. where does everybody post art now if not here

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TWITTER COMMUNITY: Felt I needed to post a BEWARE against user @Man24Car. If he tries to contact you, DO NOT INTERACT, he will send you Passage À L’Acte (1993) by Martin Arnold. Flagrant abuse of a structuralist postwar metaphor to cause psychological distress, STAY AWAY #carfans

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@WritNelson @StrangeScaffold backed by thousands of hours of peer-reviewed mint sourcing research that evaluated important qualities such as “non-dustiness” and “suspiciousness of shape”

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@MoodieHats thaaaank you maddie 😭😭 i am just a guy who draws sharks in their free time

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wanted 2 do a new self portrait :-)

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found a set of airpod pros in a lecture hall tonight that were labeled “charlotte” (no last name) when i connected to them so i went through my institution’s student info listings and emailed every single charlotte for funsies. life is boring, why not invent your own side quests

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

was introduced to the katamari franchise this week

[HORSE 🎠 @HORSEIZONTAL]

i know you're hiding when you drive past with your hood on

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jk i'm hearing whispers of knight umpires and i may or may not be reinterested

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someone tell me when tillman comes back. otherwise i am staying out of it this time ✋🙄

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YOU'RE OURS IN EVERY UNIVERSE https://t.co/iNlTbF44Nx #bmatoday

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if twitter does explode i'm horseizontal on both tumblr and instagram. will probably be active on both in 2023 so see y'all then

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these guys helped me make a bunch of essential decisions for my clone's funeral! it was a beautiful service (i appreciated how much gasoline was in the coffin, such an extremely sentimental touch), they really do go above and beyond