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pretty fly for a white guy

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— ! ”I think you like me out of focus, and I think I like you in the moment.”

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I wanna know why no one talks about how bo b*rnham’s poetry book is incredible. It’s like all his stuff in the way that there’s a lot of good funny content but then there’s also a lot of realness and a lot of deep content too.... incredible.

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// problem solved it’s fine just ignore my stupidity

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// I forgot they moved to LA and weren’t in Houston anymore I h8 myself so much

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me, looking at the clock & seeing it’s only 10 AM when I thought it was like noon:

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I’ve got Friday by R*becca Black stuck in my head and I wanna die

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sometimes I read rupaul’s name as “ruple” & I make myself laugh

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lms 4 a dm

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@loser_lorenzo is it worth watching ??

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@loser_lorenzo I have it on my DVR but I haven’t watched it yet!!!

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@loser_lorenzo but I’m glad the movies are

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@TRiP4SEAN it wasn’t worth it i wanna try a different brand :/

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I just bought a charcoal peel off face mask and I’m so fucking excited to try it guys my pores are gonna be EVACUATED TONIGHT

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I just realized that tomorrow is Friday already omg

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@daddyslate There are these nasal strips that u put on the bridge of ur nose when u go to sleep and they help keep ur sinuses clear

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// hey if anyone wants to plot with Sydney hmu

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@SiN4SOPHiA who said u were rude?

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@NUT4RUBEN why?

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@billiethebrat can u ever forgive me?

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@billiethebrat ur right.......... I really don’t..........

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@billiethebrat I SAW THE BRATZ MOVIE AT A FRIENDS HOUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I LOVED IT BUT NEVER SAW IT AGAIN 😫